HahahahHaha. I frickin' love Cats! My dude MaoMao might be the coolest feline of all time. That's both an opinion and a possible fact, maybe.
HahahahHaha. I frickin' love Cats! My dude MaoMao might be the coolest feline of all time. That's both an opinion and a possible fact, maybe.
The coolest cat of all time was named Otis. Pansy cats bring back mice and birds. Otis hunted gophers and bats, and no cat moved in a 4-block radius without his permission. Even the raccoons stayed away.
Does MaoMao know the answer to 'Who led the infamous Chinese Gang of Four'?
MaoMao once belonged to a married Chineese couple. (Hence his name). They kept him on a leash, like a dog. And Im sure were contemplating eating him. Im certain they were. And when he began breaking up the marriage(The dude knew he was awesome, they wife was jelous.) we took him in. (His sibling were already my cats). I don't ask him about his childhood much. Or even anything about his mother country, it's too painful.
He loves soy sauce like you wouldn't believe. It's ridiculous. (Im completely serious aboot that.)
You're not fooling anyone- there's half a Snickers on the wall...
My cat killed a weasel this winter and left it on the front steps. Dead squirrels are a regular sight as well...
Does your cat run a trap line!?!
Ahh, nothin like good buddies who always have your back and... oh wait... never mind... my mistake there.
I'm not sure the coaching is better. Could be dull as fuck before we know it.