I used to be a Patriots fan, but I moved to Delaware and Brady went to Tampa. I couldn’t stand the thought of Cam Neutron so I tried being a Redskins fan. Then I couldn’t stand either Dan Snyder or Carson Wentz.
Monday I woke up realizing I hadn’t looked at any games or scores all weekend, and didn’t care to.
Apathy is here. Still working on the drunken part.