My 138th Kentucky Derby Preview

[naslundfan19]

 

[Comeds]

I'm so glad all the beatings and mistreatment Rich Strike endured was not for naught!
And I'm so glad all the beatings and mistreatment the favored horses had and will have are well deserved...

 

[SteelersPride]

My buddy had the exacta 1.5 times yesterday. Our 6 person bar and food tab was on him.

 

[dash]

Kramer watching that race...

 

[forty_three]

I'm so glad all the beatings and mistreatment Rich Strike endured was not for naught!
And I'm so glad all the beatings and mistreatment the favored horses had and will have are well deserved...

I think we can all agree that Maryland needs to raise taxes to benefit the favorites who failed and make them better next race.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I think we can all agree that Maryland needs to raise taxes to benefit the favorites who failed and make them better next race.

Nah, those losers just weren't boot-strappy enough. They should just get a second race after their primary race so they can make ends meet.

 

[dash]

Happy Kentucky Derby day @Comeds

 

[Comeds]

Happy Kentucky Derby day @Comeds

I had a full preview written with racing facts, a race preview, anecdotes showing how horse racing families are just regular people, a wedding, a death (human), another death (cat), drink recipes, strange and erotic lovemaking, 4000 words on track dirt properties, and a celebrity cameo by Rob Schneider.

But I'm going to honor the writers strike and not post it.

#WGAStrong

 

[BGDave]

My wife says #1 or #23.

I am going with some thing in between

 

[naslundfan19]

It was an amageing race.


That was….something.

 

[Comeds]

It's here! Finally. The 375th running of the Kentucky Derby! Watch the horses run! Crowd watch the stands populated by everyday average hard working Americans and Saudi princes. Have a Mint Julep or six while telling the woman at the bar that a Hot Brown is the official sandwich of Kentucky, not something dirty. But it could be. But enough about me, lets focus on the horses.
Here's this years "field" and its a good "one"!

• Post 1: Barbecue Playpen Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 2: Upstairs Outside Odds: 3-1 (+300)
• Post 3: Mounted Moistly Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 4: Sarah Jessica Thoroughbred Odds: 8-1 (+800)
• Post 5: Steve The Horse Odds: 30-1 (+3000)
• Post 6: Alison's Mane Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 7: Appalachian Cousins Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 8: McConnell's Ol' Gray Merkin Odds: 10-1 (+1000)
• Post 9: Brown Lobster SCRATCHED
• Post 10: Tapioca P@ssword Odds: 30-1 (+3000)
• Post 11: Plantation Memories Odds: 10-1 (+1000)
• Post 12: Cobblestone Canter Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 13: Slavery Was Actually A complicated Issue Odds: 50-1 (+5000)
• Post 14: Moistly Mounted Odds: 30-1 (+3000)
• Post 15: iHorse Pro Odds: 30-1 (+3000)
• Post 16: Mo the Netflix Show Odds: 50-1 (+5000)
• Post 17: Sascha Fierceness Odds: 5-2 (+250)
• Post 18: Plantation Daydreams Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 19: Why Is It Only Wrong When We Say That Word? Odds: 20-1 (+2000)
• Post 20: Downstairs Inside Odds: 50-1 (+5000)
• Post 21: Kangaroo Jackass Odds: 30-1 (+3000)

Lots of great horses there! Lots of fun to be had! My picks:
To win - Steve The Horse, hes got a fire in his eyes this year - not just the reflection of tiki torch carrying protestors either. His race to lose.
To Place - Alison's Mane, dont let her poor score on the Wonderlic Test fool you (foal you! hilarious, remember to send to Parade magazine), shes the real deal
To Show - Plantation Daydreams, nice coat on that horse.
Also to show - since it will be warm in Louisville I expect a lot of wives and mistresses to show their new surgically enhanced bosoms for the first time this year. God bless us everyone! Since you brought up bosoms, there was a fantastic unexpected scene in Hacks season 3 episode 2.

There you have it, take it to the bank. And remember bet responsibly! If you have a big bill coming up, make sure you bet enough to cover it all if you win!

If you need more racing insights or want Hot Brown recipes be sure to head on over to my OnlyFans site.

 

[sbb122]

Put some money on the 8. Just A Touch. Thank me or hate me later lol

 

[dash]

Mounted Moistly is a hell of a name - Appalachian Cousins is not too shabby either.

 

[Comeds]

Put some money on the 8. Just A Touch. Thank me or hate me later lol

My number 8 was almost Just A Touch, I Promise.

Sure I'm game, I'll put a couple bucks on it

 

[esls79]

Good race

 

[sbb122]

Put some money on the 8. Just A Touch. Thank me or hate me later lol

Dead last hahaha

 

[dash]

Dead last hahaha

 

[lilchi721]

My horse came in 4th today

 

[Comeds]

Dead last hahaha

Thanks!

 

[sbb122]

Thanks!

I did have the 2/3 perfecta but didn’t box it. Paid $129 if I remember correctly