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This is a huge sports weekend with the 138th Kentucky Derby. It's set to be a brackish track Saturday so that should favor the galloping mudders. Keep that in mind as you are making your wagers! Especially since this year a lot of people's future health care coverage may hinge on them correctly choosing a winner.
Here are some key things to look out for:
White people! Lots and lots of really really white people. Wait until you see the winners circle interview. It will be a small minority man surrounded by a sea of mint juleped white folks. You may be tempted to adjust the contrast on your TV.
Drama!
Larry David! Yes, America's sweetheart Larry David will be attending. Please bring J.B. Smoove. Please?
The ORM© says Irish War Cry is your winner. I say, I say it's going to be Classic Empire.
What to wear:
His Derby Style
The Kentucky Derby provides a splendid excuse for men to get just as dressed up and decked out as the ladies! The modern Derby man (me) possesses an unparalleled color palette. Sun-drenched, tropical colors in bold stripes or busy plaid and bright pastels steal the limelight. Although, if you want a more polished look, a classic navy or pinstripe blazer is always in style. But remember, gentlemen: The secret to looking great is confidence. Whatever you wear, wear it proud!
Her Derby Style
I don't know, something with lots of leg and cleavage.
I hope you enjoyed this preview and it enhances your enjoyment of the race. I'll be on sight covering the Preakness in a couple weeks. Fashion tip: Kevlar!
Here are some key things to look out for:
White people! Lots and lots of really really white people. Wait until you see the winners circle interview. It will be a small minority man surrounded by a sea of mint juleped white folks. You may be tempted to adjust the contrast on your TV.
Drama!
Larry David! Yes, America's sweetheart Larry David will be attending. Please bring J.B. Smoove. Please?
The ORM© says Irish War Cry is your winner. I say, I say it's going to be Classic Empire.
What to wear:
His Derby Style
The Kentucky Derby provides a splendid excuse for men to get just as dressed up and decked out as the ladies! The modern Derby man (me) possesses an unparalleled color palette. Sun-drenched, tropical colors in bold stripes or busy plaid and bright pastels steal the limelight. Although, if you want a more polished look, a classic navy or pinstripe blazer is always in style. But remember, gentlemen: The secret to looking great is confidence. Whatever you wear, wear it proud!
Her Derby Style
I don't know, something with lots of leg and cleavage.
I hope you enjoyed this preview and it enhances your enjoyment of the race. I'll be on sight covering the Preakness in a couple weeks. Fashion tip: Kevlar!