MLB Pickems Discussion

[Microwahevo]

Also, who showers in a "stall?" I'm guessing you live in either a hostel, or a penitentiary.

Wrong. Boys camp. He showers in a boys camp. That also very wrong, but for other reasons.

 

[Microwahevo]

Oh, shit. That spoiler feature lends itself to some great comedy.

I laffed.

 

[poprocksncoke]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I assume you're referring to @tducey, who's the only one this week incapable of a winning record.

Seriously, what is up with this week? Seems pretty incredible that as a group, we're all well over .500. Have the picks just been easier this week? Have we all gotten luckier this week? Did we call become baseball pickems geniuses overnight? I mean, all excluding tducey, of course. . .

Ehhhh, you all suck. Cept fer Mauxie, who just blows.

WooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sgt Brutus]

This is the thread to "discuss" why @SlinkyRedfoot needs so much validation for his shitty pickems and also why he thinks showering with his dad is cool.

I hope for some productive dialogue as well as some salacious gossip from @Huwaryu_in_exile. I'm sure @Microwahevo @obxyankeefan @bksballer89 @Sportsguy9695 @tducey @apachef4 and @brgndngld have some things to add.
How about @molsaniceman @Tubbs1518 @Arizona_Sting @SlinkyRedfoot @poprocksncoke @There is A Moose at 3rd or @kramer1 ?

Oh, and I made you a sammich, Slinkerton

Spoiler

Nobody will be surprised if you devour the pickles first. Repeatedly.

Not even included

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not even included

Want some wilted kale?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Want some wilted kale?

Only if it comes with some tofu and quinoa

 

[moxie]

Not even included

(it's also probably not my fault because I took the list from @Microwahevo's standings post so he probably forgot you first. Or maybe I forgot you were still playing after I whooped your ass and you lost an avatar bet over it )

WHERE'S TODAY'S PICKEMS, MICRO?!

 

[Microwahevo]

WHERE'S TODAY'S PICKEMS, MICRO?!

I only had time for a few things this morning, one of them being putting vbookie events up. Had to go to my boy's 2nd grade graduation(is this even necessary?) They're up now.

 

[moxie]

I only had time for a few things this morning, one of them being putting vbookie events up. Had to go to my boy's 2nd grade graduation(is this even necessary?) They're up now.

lol! Did you hear me screaming in that nagging, crazy way only a woman can and you felt compelled to come up with an excuse??
Congrats to your boy... second grade graduation! Is he Billy Madison or something?

 

[Microwahevo]

lol! Did you hear me screaming in that nagging, crazy way only a woman can and you felt compelled to come up with an excuse??
Congrats to your boy... second grade graduation! Is he Billy Madison or something?

I think these silly "graduations" for every grade is ridiculous. I don't ever remember having them when I was in school, just high school and college, both of which didn't matter much to me. One meant I had to go back to more school, the other meant I had to start living in the real world.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Had to go to my boy's 2nd grade graduation(is this even necessary?)

THis kind of shit is driving me nuts. I've got a son who is about to "graduate" kindergarten. Ridiculous.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Congrats to @kramer1 for winning week 8. slinky almost got you at the end, but a shitty Sunday did him in. Your vcash will be deposited soon.

<slams nuts in desk drawer>

 

[Sgt Brutus]

(it's also probably not my fault because I took the list from @Microwahevo's standings post so he probably forgot you first. Or maybe I forgot you were still playing after I whooped your ass and you lost an avatar bet over it )

WHERE'S TODAY'S PICKEMS, MICRO?!

Spoiler

i have no comeback

 

[Sgt Brutus]

<slams nuts in desk drawer>

<if only he still had nuts>

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Back in MY day, gradjiations was fer nancy-boys!

The rest of us real men went off to war or the textile mill after 2nd grade

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

<if only he still had nuts>

I have three of them. The middle one is Jon Heyman.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Lol @kramer1 's June 1st picks!

 

[kramer1]

Lol @kramer1 's June 1st picks!

Are ours identical?

 

[kramer1]

Oh hahaha...I got one right?

And thanks, Felix Hernandez! Lost my 1000 on his dumb ass.