MLB Pickems Discussion

[moxie]

This is the thread to "discuss" why @SlinkyRedfoot needs so much validation for his shitty pickems and also why he thinks showering with his dad is cool.

I hope for some productive dialogue as well as some salacious gossip from @Huwaryu_in_exile. I'm sure @Microwahevo @obxyankeefan @bksballer89 @Sportsguy9695 @tducey @apachef4 and @brgndngld have some things to add.
How about @molsaniceman @Tubbs1518 @Arizona_Sting @SlinkyRedfoot @poprocksncoke @There is A Moose at 3rd or @kramer1 ?

Oh, and I made you a sammich, Slinkerton

Spoiler

Nobody will be surprised if you devour the pickles first. Repeatedly.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

and also why he thinks showering with his dad is cool.

LOL wut

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This is the thread to "discuss" why @SlinkyRedfoot needs so much validation for his shitty pickems and also why he thinks showering with his dad is cool.

I hope for some productive dialogue as well as some salacious gossip from @Huwaryu_in_exile. I'm sure @Microwahevo @obxyankeefan @bksballer89 @Sportsguy9695 @tducey @apachef4 and @brgndngld have some things to add.
How about @molsaniceman @Tubbs1518 @Arizona_Sting @SlinkyRedfoot @poprocksncoke @There is A Moose at 3rd or @kramer1 ?

Oh, and I made you a sammich, Slinkerton

Spoiler

Nobody will be surprised if you devour the pickles first. Repeatedly.

Good on you for taking the initiative, Fräulein. You've found a place for us all to hang out, now you just have to keep it clean!

By the way, I fucking love pickles.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

LOL wut

Dude. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

 

[moxie]

Good on you for taking the initiative, Fräulein. You've found a place for us all to hang out, now you just have to keep it clean!

By the way, I love fucking pickles.

I wonder if that Pickles dude will ever come back now that you've made this declaration?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Dude. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

TBH, there's a good chance I did so back when I was a toddler, but fortunately I have no memories of it or I have at least blocked it out.

Oh, and that guy with the picks, he sucks.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I wonder if that Pickles dude will ever come back now that you've made this declaration?

That's bullshit, Moxie.

My proclivities towards fucking vegetables were well documented on FanNation. My favorite is probably wilted kale, but I'm not above putting a summer squash in the microwave for a few seconds and violating it American Pie style. However, I would never, I repeat NEVER, fuck a pickle. There's no way I could tolerate that sour smell on my schwvanz.

 

[moxie]

That's bullshit, Moxie.

My proclivities towards fucking vegetables were well documented on FanNation. My favorite is probably wilted kale, but I'm not above putting a summer squash in the microwave for a few seconds and violating it American Pie style. However, I would never, I repeat NEVER, fuck a pickle. There's no way I could tolerate that sour smell on my schwvanz.

Oh, you are such a lying twat!! You are not limber enough to smell your schwanz! Pickle fucker!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oh, you are such a lying twat!! You are not limber enough to smell your schwanz! Pickle fucker!

That's some quality Pickems discussion right there

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

sour smell on my schwvanz.

Shameless self promotion: I love the alliteration of this phrase.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh, you are such a lying twat!! You are not limber enough to smell your schwanz! Pickle fucker!

No, no. It wafts up when a guy gets in the shower. Seriously. Ask the last dude you banged if his next shower smelled like the shithouse door on a fishing boat. He'll tell you.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Judging by the content on this first page, I'm assuming this thread won't be pinned.

 

[moxie]

No, no. It wafts up when a guy gets in the shower. Seriously. Ask the last dude you banged if his next shower smelled like the shithouse door on a fishing boat. He'll tell you.

You would know better than I! You usually sit on the stall floor when showering with your dad so it should hang right in your face. What'd it smell like?
Also, you're grounded.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Judging by the content on this first page, I'm assuming this thread won't be pinned.

Oh no, it'll promptly be pinned in the general forum equivalent of the Penalty Box or Black Hole or Toilet Bowl or Fouled out.

 

[obxyankeefan]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh, and that guy with the picks, he sucks.

Week 8 results(through 5/28)

kramer 36-17
Obxyankee 33-17
microwahevo 32-21
apachef 32-21
SlinkyRedfoot 32-21
Sgt Brutus 30-22
Huwaryu 30-23
mr hockey 28-22
molsaniceman 28-25
sportsguy 26-25
tducey 25-28
moxie 22-13
poprocksncoke 21-16

I assume you're referring to @tducey, who's the only one this week incapable of a winning record.

Seriously, what is up with this week? Seems pretty incredible that as a group, we're all well over .500. Have the picks just been easier this week? Have we all gotten luckier this week? Did we call become baseball pickems geniuses overnight? I mean, all excluding tducey, of course. . .

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You would know better than I! You usually sit on the stall floor when showering with your dad so it should hang right in your face. What'd it smell like?
Also, you're grounded.

This is just fucking ridiculous. I'm a 39 year old man. I haven't showered with my dad for at least seven years.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You would know better than I! You usually sit on the stall floor when showering with your dad so it should hang right in your face. What'd it smell like?
Also, you're grounded.

Also, who showers in a "stall?" I'm guessing you live in either a hostel, or a penitentiary.

 

[obxyankeefan]

I am not a psychiatrist, but I did stay at a Holliday Inn Express last night. Moxie I am noticing a lot of pent up daddy issues in this thread. Are you just transferring your own desires on to someone else?

Spoiler

Go make me a sammich.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh, shit. That spoiler feature lends itself to some great comedy.