Merry Christmas

[sbb122]

@Comeds still need a gift for your aunt?

 

[thedddd]

Should this thread be renamed Creamy Shits?

BTW...Happy Creamy Shits!

 

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Should this thread be renamed Creamy Shits?

BTW...Happy Creamy Shits!

I was thinking Cool Aunts and Creamy Shits

/By the way, do you know how to make anti-freeze? Hide her nightgown.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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@Comeds still need a gift for your aunt?

This reminds me of the first christmas family dinner I spent with my wifes family before we married.

I stumbled into a convo between my wifes grandma (rip) and my wifes aunt and they got to talking about a local female news personality .... grandma said in her slow rickety old woman voice " shes ... a real ... gooooing concern " and then my wifes aunt responded with a high pitched squeal " shes a fuckin twat " ... that was pretty much the first words I ever heard her aunt speak

I think in the 20 odd years since that moment, I have said/imitated those 2 phrases in some sort on convo with my wife at least once a month

 

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[Nasty_Magician]

 

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What does Santa have against Junior?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

What does Santa have against Junior?

ahh well ... at least Santas not fuckin Trudeau there ... or does Santa have an alien style wang ? Shit I dont know how to break this to the kids.

 

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Nice.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Nice.

I could do that with all my sons broken Bauer Syncs ... Dear Santa ... Please send more Bauer Syncs! PLEASE!!!

 

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Oh my.

 

[mattola]

Oh my.

holy fucking hell

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

holy fucking hell

First time you've seen this meme?

 

[mattola]

First time you've seen this meme?

yup lol

 

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The only man who can save Christmas...

 

[forty_three]

The only man who can save Christmas...

I had that exact same blocker and catch glove.

Had the same pads but they were red and white.

 

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