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[All-Star Benchwarmer]

A double circumcision if they tie? Brilliant!!!

 

[obxyankeefan]

Fuzzies	Roland	167.54	146.54		21
Barilko	Off with my head	153.44	144.44		9
BKS		153.26	153.26		0
Jwolt	Gronkey	145.14	133.14		12
tlance		136.38	130.38		6
Chef	SBB	131.78	116.78		15
Shaneman	Alive	129.52	111.52		18
Harold	Decapitator	123	120		3

@HaroldSeattle is the victim this week.


New bonus for next week

Fuzzy 18
Shane 15
Chef 12
Jwolt 9
Barilko 6
BKS 3
Tlance 0

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

@HaroldSeattle is the victim this week.

Well, this was an unexpected result...

 

[Shanemansj13]

Well, this was an unexpected result...

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[Chef99]

Oh, my. It's time, I guess.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Oh, my. It's time, I guess.

 

[tlance]

Oh, my. It's time, I guess.

Nah, you are safe thanks to my comedy of errors this week.

I figured that playing Barkley and the Cowboys D was safer than playing Gibbs/Montgomery

Wow was I wrong.

Lost a ton of points on garbage time non-Barkley TDs.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Fuzzies	Roland	185.48	167.48		18
BKS		182.96	179.96		3
Jwolt	Gronkey	182.82	173.82		9
Shaneman	Alive	179.3	164.3		15	Josh Allen
Chef	SBB	114.38	102.38		12	Dustin Kincaid James Cook
Barilko	Off with my head	112.74	106.74		6	Javonte Williams
tlance		106.12	106.12		0	Stefon Diggs

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Welcome to the losers lounge @tlance! It was a good run! The guys are getting ready to tap the keg in your honor.

 

[jwolt92]

Welcome to the losers lounge @tlance! It was a good run! The guys are getting ready to tap the keg in your honor.

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Not so fast my friend!

I could easily see Diggs outscoring Javonte by 7 points

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Not so fast my friend!

I could easily see Diggs outscoring Javonte by 7 points

Spoiler: Shhhh

I was paid an undisclosed amount to post a jinx to reverse the outcome.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Not so fast my friend!

I could easily see Diggs outscoring Javonte by 7 points

Yeah I would not be surprised at all. Diggs can go off for 20-30 against any team let alone the shitty Broncos

 

[obxyankeefan]

Team		Total	1	2	bonus
Fuzzies	Roland	185.48	167.48		18
BKS		182.96	179.96		3
Jwolt	Gronkey	182.82	173.82		9
Shaneman	Alive	194.68	179.68		15
Chef	SBB	143.48	131.48		12
Barilko	Off with my head	133.74	127.74		6
tlance		112.52	112.52		0

@tlance got the cut this week


With only 6 left the bonuses for next week will be

Fuzzy 15
Shane 12
Jwolt 9
BKS 6
Chef 3
Barilko 0

 

[jwolt92]

Yeah I would not be surprised at all. Diggs can go off for 20-30 against any team let alone the shitty Broncos

Well.. who woulda thought their offense would that bad against the Broncos

 

[tlance]

Team		Total	1	2	bonus
Fuzzies	Roland	185.48	167.48		18
BKS		182.96	179.96		3
Jwolt	Gronkey	182.82	173.82		9
Shaneman	Alive	194.68	179.68		15
Chef	SBB	143.48	131.48		12
Barilko	Off with my head	133.74	127.74		6
tlance		112.52	112.52		0

@tlance got the cut this week


With only 6 left the bonuses for next week will be

Fuzzy 15
Shane 12
Jwolt 9
BKS 6
Chef 3
Barilko 0

In 3 seasons, this is my first time being eliminated.

I don’t like it very much.

Good luck to all those remaining!

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

I had the highest bid for Kelce but a screwed up the waiver order so I was denied.
Staying Alive improved for $0 with Kelce. May be the winning move.

 

[Chef99]

Well, I've shot my FAAB wad.

Let's see what happens.

 

[Chef99]

I had the highest bid for Kelce but a screwed up the waiver order so I was denied.
Staying Alive improved for $0 with Kelce. May be the winning move.

Hence his name: "Staying Alive".

 

[Chef99]

So, the trading deadline is the 22nd.

Mahomes or Hurts available.

Anyone interested?

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

I'm putting a bounty out on @Shanemansj13's team. Any team remaining when he goes out will get to split $1,000 Hoop Vcash