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Lebron already wants to sit down with the new commissioner to improve the NBA. An inside source said that among his requests are:
-Flopping is mandatory and rewarded by bonus's rather than the current penalized with fines, unless your name is not Lebron James, then it is still penalized.
-Wheel chairs are allowed so that his current support cast can stay with him longer, namely Wade, Oden and Allen. Probably Birdman too.
-Over sized headbands concealing balding are mandatory and shaving your head is illegal.
-From now on only LBJ gets super star treatment including to but not limited to every MVP, all fouls called on him are instantly reversed and if some body looks at him it is a clear path foul.
That is all the inside source would name now, but hopefully we will see what else he hopes to "improve" upon.
LeBron wants to chat with incoming commissioner Adam Silver - CBSSports.com
-Flopping is mandatory and rewarded by bonus's rather than the current penalized with fines, unless your name is not Lebron James, then it is still penalized.
-Wheel chairs are allowed so that his current support cast can stay with him longer, namely Wade, Oden and Allen. Probably Birdman too.
-Over sized headbands concealing balding are mandatory and shaving your head is illegal.
-From now on only LBJ gets super star treatment including to but not limited to every MVP, all fouls called on him are instantly reversed and if some body looks at him it is a clear path foul.
That is all the inside source would name now, but hopefully we will see what else he hopes to "improve" upon.
LeBron wants to chat with incoming commissioner Adam Silver - CBSSports.com