KDS Draft Commentary Presents: Death of a [Used Car] Salesman edition

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Keep the pick? Trade the pick for veteran impact? Trade up for a higher pick? Trade down the pick for a key player and a lower draft pick? Fuck the draft all together and just forfeit the season?

We've heard it all from Colangelo. Place your bets, bros. How is this all going to unfold??

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I'll tell you what's NOT going to happen...this:

 

[CarlWinslow]

trade for a basket of second rounders, one of which is used on goofy drew goodens goofy twin, goofy drew gordon

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

trade for a basket of second rounders, one of which is used on goofy drew goodens goofy twin, goofy drew gordon

How on earth do you keep discovering all these obscure second rounders?

Ps. he kinda looks like massive wang, but even goofier

 

[CarlWinslow]

How on earth do you keep discovering all these obscure second rounders?

Ps. he kinda looks like massive wang, but even goofier

HAAA, his name just stood out, it was only fitting he'd be in the goofy drew mold. ps. i had never seen the guy til you posted that pic

 

[UTVolCountry]

 

[CarlWinslow]

very interesting, usually its calderon sneaking in that finger during celebratory ass slaps

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

very interesting, usually its calderon sneaking in that finger during celebratory ass slaps

Talk about a rim violation.

 

[UTVolCountry]

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

PS. If you were wondering what massive wang is up to these days, look no further!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Fuck, I don't think that pic worked. Well, the effect isn't the same but it's here:

http://plankinglol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Alexis-Ajinca-planking-the-nba.jpg

 

[CarlWinslow]

Fuck, I don't think that pic worked. Well, the effect isn't the same but it's here:

http://plankinglol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Alexis-Ajinca-planking-the-nba.jpg

damn it kds, i can't be clicking your oddball mystery links that may or may not lead to torture po-rn. Make it work

 

[CarlWinslow]

PS. If you were wondering what massive wang is up to these days, look no further!

oden? too black for anjinca or pob(aliens)

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Stupid BS link! This should work now:

 

[CarlWinslow]

on second thought it definitely could be a sun burnt MW

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

oden? too black for anjinca or pob(aliens)

I thought Oden was being cryogenically frozen until scientists can find a way to turn him into Robocop.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

In other news, Summer League schedule is up, foos! Get ready for the drunkest and filthiest commentary threads this website has ever seen!

2012 RAPTORS NBA SUMMER LEAGUE SCHEDULE
Date Opponent Venue Time (PDT / EDT)
July 13 Houston COX Pavilion 3 p.m. / 6 p.m.
July 15 Miami Thomas & Mack 3:30 p.m. / 6:30 p.m.
July 16 Dallas COX Pavilion 3 p.m. / 6 p.m.
July 18 Sacramento Thomas & Mack 3:30 p.m. / 6:30 p.m.
July 19 New York COX Pavilion 1 p.m. / 4 p.m.



GET HYPED

 

[CarlWinslow]

I thought Oden was being cryogenically frozen until scientists can find a way to turn him into Robocop.

project was canceled when scientists realized it would be simpler to just clone ill robot magicians and train them

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

TOMORROW!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm not going to make draft night I'm going to be pissed if I find out that we didn't get Dark Black Falcon Knight though.

"I am a Dinosaur."