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Jonathan Martin Helps to Stop Mall Theft
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Maybe he can make this a new career cuz he sucks at football lol. My name is Jonathan Martin and im security bitch!
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I was kind of thinking the same thing. But at least our off-season player issues are off to a better start so far.
Aldon hasn't gotten himself mixed up as a terrorist, Kaep hasn't been accused of raping drunk women, nobody has gotten arrested...yet, and apparently Jonathan Martin thinks he's a crime fighter.
So far so good.
Aldon hasn't gotten himself mixed up as a terrorist, Kaep hasn't been accused of raping drunk women, nobody has gotten arrested...yet, and apparently Jonathan Martin thinks he's a crime fighter.
So far so good.
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I was kind of thinking the same thing. But at least our off-season player issues are off to a better start so far.
Aldon hasn't gotten himself mixed up as a terrorist, Kaep hasn't been accused of raping drunk women, nobody has gotten arrested...yet, and apparently Jonathan Martin thinks he's a crime fighter.
So far so good.
They were making fun at him on KNBR. Apparently he sent out a tweet about it. A look at me thing
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Mall Cop 3 movie? 
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He was there to serve and protect. Too bad he couldn't protect Kap from a fierce pass rush.
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True. Fighting off teenagers and punk robbers isn't a bench mark for defending against 250 lb and plus men. Still...I think he found his calling.
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He wanted to feel useful for once.
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LOL. Too bad he couldn't trap D Lineman that way
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I was kind of thinking the same thing. But at least our off-season player issues are off to a better start so far.
Aldon hasn't gotten himself mixed up as a terrorist, Kaep hasn't been accused of raping drunk women, nobody has gotten arrested...yet, and apparently Jonathan Martin thinks he's a crime fighter.
So far so good.
So we have established that he is "classy" and a do good er so he fits Jed mold as a prototypical 49er..but can he block and is as tough on linemen as he is on shoplifters? ( I like the guy as a person and his contract is reasonable)
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I'm on the Johnathan "BLART" Martin for mall guard bandwagon...now we just got to adjust his mindset to think of opposing linemen as shoplifters to motivate the tiger within.
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