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LIV is exhibition golf. If your friends are interetsted in watching exhibition golf, they'll have that option. You're kidding yourself if you think teh LIV "tour" will be anything but a curiosity for most.

But enough with this "Rory said this!" and "Horsche sadi that!" crap. Nobody gives a shit about any of that nonsense. What do you think this is ... The Housewives of Sports SportsHoopla? Gtfo with that... Lol.
They also have USFL parties

I've never seen someone as invested in the drama surrounding a sport like Monty here. He likely watches Real Housewives of Saskatchewan as well
 

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LIV is exhibition golf. If your friends are interetsted in watching exhibition golf, they'll have that option. You're kidding yourself if you think the LIV "tour" will ever be anything but a once in awhile curiosity for most golf fans.

But enough with this "Rory said this!" and "Horschel said that!" crap. Nobody gives a shit about any of that nonsense. What do you think this is ... The Housewives of SportsHoopla? Gtfo with that... Lol.
I wish I could play "exhibition golf" with a first prize of 4.75 million. Sign me up. I'll stop when you and your ilk stop about the phony Saudi outrage. Talk about something that nobody gives a shit about.
 

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I don't give a shit how good they are.

If they are friends with you, they aren't smart.
But at least they know golf, unlike you.
 

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I wish I could play "exhibition golf" with a first prize of 4.75 million. Sign me up. I'll stop when you and your ilk stop about the phony Saudi outrage. Talk about something that nobody gives a shit about.

Go yap at someone else about that. No Saudi outrage here. How many times do I have to tell you that I simply D..G..A..F.. about this tour or the Saudis financing of it.
 

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Go yap at someone else about that. No Saudi outrage here. How many times do I have to tell you that I simply D..G..A..F.. about this tour or the Saudis financing of it.
Then why do you yammer on and on about that tour here.
 

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Then why do you yammer on and on about that tour here.

Refuting dumb crap posted on the board is sort of my thing. I usually limit that to the PF.. but thanks to you, I've been pretty busy in this forum lately.
 

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Refuting dumb crap posted on the board is sort of my thing. I usually limit that to the PF.. but thanks to you, I've been pretty busy in this forum lately.
Good lord you are pesky little guy. I bet you just argue and argue in order to wear down your parents to get what you want so they let you take the car on Friday or extend your curfew past midnight. I feel for them; I had teenagers once.
 

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But at least they know golf, unlike you.
lol

sure thing, buddy.

I guess we should all bow down to your golf prowess, eh?

fuck that.
 

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lol

sure thing, buddy.

I guess we should all bow down to your golf prowess, eh?

fuck that.
Most do; but you being a novice and a Tiger Woods knob gobbler, you know all about that.
 

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lol

sure thing, buddy.

I guess we should all bow down to your golf prowess, eh?

fuck that.
I assure you he isn't as good as he claims he is. Most good golfers don't have to brag about it on an anonymous message board. He is no better than a 7 handicap tops.
 
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Since less than 1% of golfers are scratch players, I'm highly confident that all the guys I play with are better than you.
Imagine being so insecure you have to lie about your handicap on an anonymous message board. LMFAO. Couldn't be me.
 

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I assure you he isn't as good as he claims he is. Most good golfers don't have to brag about it on an anonymous message board. He is no better than a 7 handicap tops.
We all know the type. The guy who always "has his worst day" and shoots an 85 when he plays with you but somehow "shot a 68 last week when I snuck out of work" and will never ever sign up for a member-guest because they know they're going to get housed with their fake handicap.
 

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We all know the type. The guy who always "has his worst day" and shoots an 85 when he plays with you but somehow "shot a 68 last week when I snuck out of work" and will never ever sign up for a member-guest because they know they're going to get housed with their fake handicap.
Never understood why people claim to shoot better scores than they can actually do. A couple of the people at the course do it, and then when it comes time to play in a tournament using their handicap, they can't compete.

Fuck, if I decide to get a handicap, I'm golfing left-handed and trying all kinds of stupid shots to boost my score.
 

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Never understood why people claim to shoot better scores than they can actually do. A couple of the people at the course do it, and then when it comes time to play in a tournament using their handicap, they can't compete.

Fuck, if I decide to get a handicap, I'm golfing left-handed and trying all kinds of stupid shots to boost my score.
I'm personally in the worst possible spot handicap wise. Carrying like a six based off over very consistent scoring in the high 70s and low 80s. I'll never shoot better than a 75 or worse than an 85. So when I get in a tournament, I can't do shit to help a team. Much better to have the high teens handicapper who will have a birdie, 12 pars, and 7 doubles or triples a round to ham and egg off of.

If I didn't enjoy trying (and failing) to qualify for the state amateur then i'd sandbag the shit out of my handicap. But alas, I need to keep it below a 7.5 or whatever so I can pay $200 to go shoot my annual 86 from the tips. LOL.
 

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"good comeback"
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. This tells me that my comment really stung. Apologies if I was to rough on you
 

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Imagine being so insecure you have to lie about your handicap on an anonymous message board. LMFAO. Couldn't be me.
No need. Statistics tell me that judging from my handicap, in this case lack of handicap, there is a 99% chance that I am better than you. I’ll take those odds
 

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No need. Statistics tell me that judging from my handicap, in this case lack of handicap, there is a 99% chance that I am better than you. I’ll take those odds
I really hope that makes you feel better about yourself.

We get it, you're a Judge Smails.
 
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