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[Chef99]

Jesus on the concentrate one. I was hitting my pen right in the bar in the middle of downtown dallas. Had like 5 of us passing it around. Didn't realize I was being such a bad ass.

Years ago, did it every night at the Jersey shore.

Never, ever, even thought twice about it.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Wonder if this changed recently?

I already closed the windows from looking earlier. But I’m pretty sure I was a Texas governement site that said 7grams was the threshold (a quarter)

I'd imagine it has changed in the last 3-5yrs, probably shortly after whenever Oklahoma blew their doors wide open. OK is one of the least regulated, anything goes, wild wild west of the weed states right now.

Kansas did a similar thing after Colorado legalized recreational - they were pulling over so many people bringing stuff back it was clogging up their entire judicial system/jails/processing offices...everything was completely inundated so they changed it all to allow them to write tickets and just collect big fees instead of dealing with charging everyone with felonies.

 

[broncosmitty]

I'd imagine it has changed in the last 3-5yrs, probably shortly after whenever Oklahoma blew their doors wide open. OK is one of the least regulated, anything goes, wild wild west of the weed states right now.

Kansas did a similar thing after Colorado legalized recreational - they were pulling over so many people bringing stuff back it was clogging up their entire judicial system/jails/processing offices...everything was completely inundated so they changed it all to allow them to write tickets and just collect big fees instead of dealing with charging everyone with felonies.

Nebraska once indicted me on felony distribution. (Only business in the tiny Colorado town I bought it in was a weed store just across the border)

Dropped in exchange for a few grand. Fuckers…

 

[Chef99]

Nebraska once indicted me on felony distribution. (Only business in the tiny Colorado town I bought it in was a weed store just across the border)

Dropped in exchange for a few grand. Fuckers…

You're lucky you had the few grand.

 

[broncosmitty]

You're lucky you had the few grand.

Whole thing was a racket.

Turns out my lawyer was one of the county commissioners who had decided to put roadblocks on I80 to generate revenue.

He made his money too.

Crazy thing was, when I got back home, a kid that worked for me asked “did you get arrested in Lexington Nebraska last weekend?”

I laughed and asked how he knew. His mom’s best friend was my lawyers secretary. He grew up there. Small world. He knew of the money making racket, but I’d failed to tell him I was gonna drive thru Nebraska, or he would’ve warned me of the roadblocks. Which are now outlawed as unconstitutional.

 

[averagejoe]

This is the problem with an incident like this happening this time of year. We have nothing else to talk about until the NFL draft.

This should have been its own thread.
But at least the board perked up.

 

[Shanemansj13]

My base expectation is that Rice will get legally slapped on the wrist but suspended 2-4 games. I also think this is the type of thing that will make him a Dolphin or Brown in a couple of years.

Watson to Rice. That just makes too much sense

 

[Shanemansj13]

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That's from a TX lawyers criminal defense group website

Here's the Wikipedia page too

Cannabis in Texas - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Good to know if I want to smoke a bowl again. It’s been a long time

 

[Shanemansj13]

I'd imagine it has changed in the last 3-5yrs, probably shortly after whenever Oklahoma blew their doors wide open. OK is one of the least regulated, anything goes, wild wild west of the weed states right now.

Kansas did a similar thing after Colorado legalized recreational - they were pulling over so many people bringing stuff back it was clogging up their entire judicial system/jails/processing offices...everything was completely inundated so they changed it all to allow them to write tickets and just collect big fees instead of dealing with charging everyone with felonies.

I would think it changed. Every other person I walk by smells like weed. The gym, my apartment complex, on the street. I saw this HS kid light up when I was taking my dog out for a shit. Either people are really stupid, definitely possible, or they aren’t as strict. I haven’t paid attention bc I haven’t done it since my mid 20’s

 

[Clayton]

Watson to Rice. That just makes too much sense

Honestly the GTA lifestyle seems like a Florida man move.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Honestly the GTA lifestyle seems like a Florida man move.

Baker could use another weapon when Evans retires or moves on

 

[TREFF]

Whole thing was a racket.

Turns out my lawyer was one of the county commissioners who had decided to put roadblocks on I80 to generate revenue.

He made his money too.

Crazy thing was, when I got back home, a kid that worked for me asked “did you get arrested in Lexington Nebraska last weekend?”

I laughed and asked how he knew. His mom’s best friend was my lawyers secretary. He grew up there. Small world. He knew of the money making racket, but I’d failed to tell him I was gonna drive thru Nebraska, or he would’ve warned me of the roadblocks. Which are now outlawed as unconstitutional.

You don't fuck around in Nebraska with weed. You smoke that shit, you smoke ditch weed just like everyone else in the state does

 

[Shanemansj13]

You don't fuck around in Nebraska with weed. You smoke that shit, you smoke ditch weed just like everyone else in the state does

Bury it in a corn field

 

[SmokingMonkey]

You don't fuck around in Nebraska with weed. You smoke that shit, you smoke ditch weed just like everyone else in the state does

Had some of the best blueberry strain I've ever tasted from Nebraska, bro in law grew up on the AF Base by Lincoln

 

[broncosmitty]

Had some of the best blueberry strain I've ever tasted from Nebraska, bro in law grew up on the AF Base by Lincoln

Hope he’s moved out of that soulless hellhole.

 

[averagejoe]

Makes you wonder if teams in KC's division will rename crossing plays to the Lamborghini play or Corvette play?

 

[averagejoe]

OOoooo... a run up the middle can be renamed CWA.

Spoiler

Cooperating With Authorities play

 

[Clayton]

Makes you wonder if teams in KC's division will rename crossing plays to the Lamborghini play or Corvette play?

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Seems like a bad idea to call plays based on players on offense running into each other.

Chiefs have @Buffalo, @SanFrancisco, the AFC North, Houston, @LARaiders, @Broncos. There will be trash talking.

 

[eaglesnut]

Makes you wonder if teams in KC's division will rename crossing plays to the Lamborghini play or Corvette play?

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Draw two routes colliding

 

[TREFF]

Had some of the best blueberry strain I've ever tasted from Nebraska, bro in law grew up on the AF Base by Lincoln

Lincoln and Omaha barely count.

Scratch that, Omaha doesn't count.. it's Iowa. Lincoln only counts on home Saturdays