Coyotes vs Lightning. Hey Todd Walsh Pearl Jam sucks.

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

We need to beat down on the East. Show them what a pathetic Conference they have.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Beat me to the thread. The inebriation creates slow fingers...

 

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

Dude you didn't even spell their team's name correctly. MUHAha.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Dude you didn't even spell their team's name correctly. MUHAha.

Does it really matter. The Stephen stamkos are done...

 

[Jonas_steven]

Good defense so far!

 

[I_Shall_Return]

Boring 1st period so far guys. 6-4 is the shots so far, ho hum...Need a Gudas fight to spark things up!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Stoner! That should spark things up! Good defense and high energy for both teams.

 

[The Derski]

Forgot Todd Walsh existed..

 

[Jonas_steven]

That Hanzal is so hot right now! That is how you break up a defensive battle!

 

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

We need more quotes from Zoolander.

 

[The Derski]

"moisture is the essence of wetness"

 

[Jonas_steven]

6 beers deep. There may have been a couple hot dogs in there as well...

 

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

Better score on this 5-3 for a minute.

 

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

Hell yeah bitches.

 

[Jonas_steven]

Ribby!!! 3-0 yotes!!!

 

[I_Shall_Return]

Wow, can we have boring again???

 

[CaptainCoyoteSander]

The number of the beast.

 

[Jonas_steven]

I'm feeling pretty confident about this one. Time to focus on $1 beers!

 

[Jonas_steven]

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

 

[Jonas_steven]

Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.