(apparently) Incorrect answers to your wife’s question “Now that College Football started...

[TheReal_NU]

Are you going to sit on you ass for 3 months?”







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[TheReal_NU]

Me: Shut up and make me a sandwich.


That one did not end well.

 

[kburjr]

No, 4 months

 

[TheReal_NU]

No, 4 months

Solid, but I would have ended it with:
Dumbass

 

[kburjr]

Solid, but I would have ended it with:
Dumbass

Brave or foolish?

 

[Gatorchip]

Doesnt matter how you answer. It will be wrong.

 

[Moab]

Since I can't sit on yours, yes?

 

[GeekSportsFan]

What a lucky guy I am... my wife is as fanatical about football as I am.

 

[outofyourmind]

She knew it before you got married.
She's just running her mouth, like most women.

Its because she knows she owns you.




That is all.
Carry On.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Why not? You sit around at home Monday thru Friday when I'm at work.

 

[RobToxin]

"Yes, I'm trying to get mine bigger so we can have matching asses."

 

[TheReal_NU]

Brave or foolish?

Very little difference between those.

 

[rmilia1]

Me- " unless you wanna sit on this dick !!... But ya gotta wait til halftime "

 

[tnapucco]

"You're goddamn right I am. Do me a favor, tell The Real_NU's wife to take his balls out of her purse and let him sport them for a bit."

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

"Bring me another beer. This one will be empty in a minute."

 

[PickleRick]

Its not mine. I wore a condom.

 

[Red_Alert]

I tell all girlfriends that they've got control of the tv and my attention from 2nd week of January to late August.

Fighting with me or pouting about my college football time between late August and the end of bowl season is a deal breaker, so don't go there.

I don't expect them to watch CFB with me any more than they should expect me to watch The Bachelor or any other fake/dumb-ass reality TV shows with them.

PS: I don't attend weddings or receptions on College Football Saturdays.
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[michaeljordan_fan]

I tell all girlfriends that they've got control of the tv and my attention from 2nd week of January to late August.

Fighting with me or pouting about my college football time between late August and the end of bowl season is a deal breaker, so don't go there.

I don't expect them to watch CFB with me any more than they should expect me to watch The Bachelor or any other dumb-ass reality TV shows with them.

PS: I don't attend weddings or receptions on College Football Saturdays.
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I make an exception on Oregon bye weeks.

 

[Red_Alert]

I make an exception on Oregon bye weeks.

I don't.

 

[TheReal_NU]

I tell all girlfriends that they've got control of the tv and my attention from 2nd week of January to late August.

Fighting with me or pouting about my college football time between late August and the end of bowl season is a deal breaker, so don't go there.

I don't expect them to watch CFB with me any more than they should expect me to watch The Bachelor or any other fake/dumb-ass reality TV shows with them.

PS: I don't attend weddings or receptions on College Football Saturdays.
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What does your wife think of you telling that to all of your girlfriends?