Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[GreenNickle]

Michigan sucks giant donkey balls straight out of a dead rats ass

word to yo moms

PEACE

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.

 

[USCDoom]

 

[GreenNickle]

"What do you think about that Fuck Head?"

(cut to giant German taking a bite out of his beer glass and chewing said glass leaving his mouth bloody, cause glass is sharp and can make your mouth bleed)

"What do you think about that Head Fuck?"

as a side confession I took 4 classes of German in college
German I
German I
German II
German II

 

[tech_iceman]

ze double team!

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Yessir. We blew the shit out of that over-priced motherfucker just the way we blow the shit out of all high prices, down here at New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said? New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said?

 

[Sam Sportboy]

You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.

 

[rfjeff9]

"Dude, let's go to White Castle" - Kumar

 

[packerzrule]

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[Zig]

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!@kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s@!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s@!t. Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold

 

[romeo212000]

Cop: "Pull over! Pull over!"

Harry: "No it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

Loyd: "Yeah, killer boots man!"

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

No.........No, man................. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."

"We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union."

" I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

"I'm an Indian, all right; but here in the nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. White men have been sneaking up on us for years."

 

[Tubbs1518]

Best Movie Quote/Speeches

I know we have one of these for sports quotes, but I thought we could use one for movie quotes and speeches that are just bad ass. This is one that I have always loved.

 

[Tubbs1518]

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[JuiceTheGator]

 

[JuiceTheGator]

 

[elocomotive]

Not a movie, but the funniest sports speech I've ever seen...

 

[BigRedMoe]

Danny Butterman: What do you think?


Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

 

[Banned 10x]