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Mingo
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Any joke for Chuck Norris and replace with Yasmani Grandal:
Yasmani Grandal can kill two stones with one bird.
Yasmani Grandal counted to infinity…twice.
After a night of partying, Yasmani Grandal doesn’t throw up, he throws down.
Yasmani Grandal can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Yasmani Grandal chases sharks when he smells them bleed.
God can walk on water, Yasmani Grandal can swim through land.
Yasmani Grandal doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Yasmani Grandal is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yasmani Grandal can divide by zero.
Now it doesn't seem so hard for Grandal to turn the Sox into contenders.
Yasmani Grandal can kill two stones with one bird.
Yasmani Grandal counted to infinity…twice.
After a night of partying, Yasmani Grandal doesn’t throw up, he throws down.
Yasmani Grandal can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Yasmani Grandal chases sharks when he smells them bleed.
God can walk on water, Yasmani Grandal can swim through land.
Yasmani Grandal doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Yasmani Grandal is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Yasmani Grandal can divide by zero.
Now it doesn't seem so hard for Grandal to turn the Sox into contenders.