WTF? VV to the Yankees?

[Cedrique]

MLB Trade Rumors: New York Yankees looking to sign Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Vince Velasquez to contract

 

[Omar 382]

Those cock-blocking calzone-loving motherfuckers!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cedrique]

Those cock-blocking calzone-loving motherfuckers!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

And what is this shit?
MLB trade rumors: Joey Votto? Andrew McCutchen? Phillies connected to huge names

getting one of those guys would be pointless, unless of course they got all of them! Next year's lineup.

Herrera (moved back to 2b)
Crawford SS
Votto 1b
Mccutchen CF
Braun - LF
Cozens - RF
Franco - 3B
Joseph - C (yeah, I know but fuck it, with a chance to be in this lineup he will be willing to risk permanent damage from another concussion--plus we got Luzinski sitting on the bench.)

 

[Guy Incognito]

And what is this shit?
MLB trade rumors: Joey Votto? Andrew McCutchen? Phillies connected to huge names

getting one of those guys would be pointless, unless of course they got all of them! Next year's lineup.

Herrera (moved back to 2b)
Crawford SS
Votto 1b
Mccutchen CF
Braun - LF
Cozens - RF
Franco - 3B
Joseph - C (yeah, I know but fuck it, with a chance to be in this lineup he will be willing to risk permanent damage from another concussion--plus we got Luzinski sitting on the bench.)

This lineup sucks.

Why isn't Trout playing?

 

[Omar 382]

And what is this shit?
MLB trade rumors: Joey Votto? Andrew McCutchen? Phillies connected to huge names

getting one of those guys would be pointless, unless of course they got all of them! Next year's lineup.

Herrera (moved back to 2b)
Crawford SS
Votto 1b
Mccutchen CF
Braun - LF
Cozens - RF
Franco - 3B
Joseph - C (yeah, I know but fuck it, with a chance to be in this lineup he will be willing to risk permanent damage from another concussion--plus we got Luzinski sitting on the bench.)

Why aren't you the GM again?

 

[Guy Incognito]

MLB Trade Rumors: New York Yankees looking to sign Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Vince Velasquez to contract

Isn't that tampering, since he's under contract with the Phillies?

 

[Omar 382]

Isn't that tampering, since he's under contract with the Phillies?

Yeah I was wondering that myself

 

[Cedrique]

Why aren't you the GM again?

It's all fucking politics

 

[Cedrique]

Isn't that tampering, since he's under contract with the Phillies?

Yeah, that's why that article didn't seem too reliable. Even if it wasn't considered tampering, why the fuck would the Yankees want to trade for a guy under team control for several more years, then sign him to a big contract, knowing that he has never pitched more than like 85 innings in his career?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah, that's why that article didn't seem too reliable. Even if it wasn't considered tampering, why the fuck would the Yankees want to trade for a guy under team control for several more years, then sign him to a big contract, knowing that he has never pitched more than like 85 innings in his career?

Sell high, baby!

 

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah I was wondering that myself

Methinks this is a shit story.

 

[jvett77]

And what is this shit?
MLB trade rumors: Joey Votto? Andrew McCutchen? Phillies connected to huge names

getting one of those guys would be pointless, unless of course they got all of them! Next year's lineup.

Herrera (moved back to 2b)
Crawford SS
Votto 1b
Mccutchen CF
Braun - LF
Cozens - RF
Franco - 3B
Joseph - C (yeah, I know but fuck it, with a chance to be in this lineup he will be willing to risk permanent damage from another concussion--plus we got Luzinski sitting on the bench.)

Hmmm. That's one way of ridding us of Galvis.

 

[jvett77]

Fuck McCutchen. He's 30. .292/.381, 24 homers. 79 RBI. Had a "down" year and more could be on the way. Solid but overpriced.
Votto, 33, on-base machine as they say. He could help the Phillies. Phillies won't want his 7-year old man contract. He'll stay with the Reds.

 

[Cedrique]

Fuck McCutchen. He's 30. .292/.381, 24 homers. 79 RBI. Had a "down" year and more could be on the way. Solid but overpriced.
Votto, 33, on-base machine as they say. He could help the Phillies. Phillies won't want his 7-year old man contract. He'll stay with the Reds.

Yeah, Cutch kind of fell off a cliff this year. Usually he starts out terrible then gets hot and by the end of the year he's back in the MVP race. In 2016 that never happened. Maybe he needs to play winter ball and suck there for a couple months and he'll be ready when the season starts.

 

[Cedrique]

Why aren't you the GM again?

Wow, my lineup is so much better than this one

An obnoxiously early Phillies Opening Day roster projection

That lineup screams "68 Win Season"

 

[Cedrique]

Seriously, did we really make Howie Kendrick our big free agent signing? He's not a game changer. He would be a nice piece to add to a team that was already contending..................... sorry I can't continue--every time I hear or type the word "Piece" I start crying uncontrollably. It's too soon......

 

[Davis_Mike]

There is nothing to this. It's an article based on fan blog wish list. An article that is so erroneous with how transactions work, that I thought it was satire.

 

[jvett77]

Yeah, Cutch kind of fell off a cliff this year. Usually he starts out terrible then gets hot and by the end of the year he's back in the MVP race. In 2016 that never happened. Maybe he needs to play winter ball and suck there for a couple months and he'll be ready when the season starts.

Yeah, and that's what Howard should have tried. But really, winter is for enjoying and spending all that freakin money you've "earned."

 

[Cedrique]

There is nothing to this. It's an article based on fan blog wish list. An article that is so erroneous with how transactions work, that I thought it was satire.

Yeah, and now I'm beginning to think that article about the Eagles trying to "sign" Ezekiel Elliot was also untrue

 

[jvett77]

Wow, my lineup is so much better than this one

An obnoxiously early Phillies Opening Day roster projection

That lineup screams "68 Win Season"

I agree. And there's no bench.