Worst Half-Time Show ever.

[steveringo]

I was surprised to see so many glowing reports of last night's half time show. Aside from some fat giggly asses, I thought it was horrible.

What could have been worse than this one?

 

[micallen]

I was surprised to see so many glowing reports of last night's half time show. Aside from some fat giggly asses, I thought it was horrible.

What could have been worse than this one?

Up With People. (They have performed at 4 or 5 Super Bowls.) Google them it you are not familiar.

 

[NEPatsfan]

As I posted in another thread on the topic,


I think the halftime show gave me a VD.

 

[Myles]

Not the worst. Not the best. Somewhere in between in my opinion.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

The dudes who didn't speak English were the only bad part.

Shakira looks younger now than 15 years ago. JLo got fake teddies?

 

[Wishbone]

 

[Guy Incognito]

Not good, but not awful.

Black Eyed Peas was the worst I remember. Last year's was worse than this, too.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Because you watched the half time show?

 

[Duke of Douchington]

still the GOAT

 

[Anointed One]

I was surprised to see so many glowing reports of last night's half time show. Aside from some fat giggly asses, I thought it was horrible.

What could have been worse than this one?

Yeah I thought it was horrible as well... Wasn't at all interested... Latin Music in America's biggest game?

Plus, I feel like it was a mixed message... NFL states that they want to help against the fight of sex trafficking and empowering women... I'm all for that but is that how you do it? They were show casing women as sex objects but then demand men not to look at women as sex objects... Not a popular view by myself but I also have 3 daughters so I don't have as much grace when it comes to this topic...

 

[Inquisitor95]

I was surprised to see so many glowing reports of last night's half time show. Aside from some fat giggly asses, I thought it was horrible.

What could have been worse than this one?

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And there's always someone who says the last is the worst ever.

While it wasn't the best it was still JLo and Shakira.

As @SlinkyRedfoot would put it...

Have you told your parents yet?

 

[tnapucco]

I'm officially old...but, more than that I'm an unabashed music snob.

Firstly, the spangled pablum that those two "artists" loft as music is excruciatingly cringe.

Secondly, women pushing their biscuit in the camera so often must be compensating for something...see above.

In summary...flashy outfits and blinky lights coupled with spastic choreographed line dancing and intellectually devoid "music" is just what this country deserves.

America....who cares.

 

[steelerssb]

Did you watch Black Eyed Peas and Coldplay?

 

[LetsGoPats]

Yeah I thought it was horrible as well... Wasn't at all interested... Latin Music in America's biggest game?

Plus, I feel like it was a mixed message... NFL states that they want to help against the fight with sex trafficking and empower women... I'm all for that but is that how you do it? They were show casing women as sex objects but then demand men not to look at women as sex objects... Not a popular view by myself but I also have 3 daughters so I don't have as much grace when it comes to this topic...

+1


"Let's empower girls and women!" (shows her crotch)

 

[beardown07]

I'm officially old...but, more than that I'm an unabashed music snob.

Firstly, the spangled pablum that those two "artists" loft as music is excruciatingly cringe.

Secondly, women pushing their biscuit in the camera so often must be compensating for something...see above.

In summary...flashy outfits and blinky lights coupled with spastic choreographed line dancing and intellectually devoid "music" is just what this country deserves.

America....who cares.

Tiddies and poon dressed up in bells and whistles.

With that said, I would let shakira break my dick.

 

[tnapucco]

Tiddies and poon dressed up in bells and whistles.

With that said, I would let shakira break my dick.

Oh I'd wax both of those ladies' behinds...don't get me wrong...but that would be the extent of my interest...well, how can they cook?

 

[beardown07]

Oh I'd wax both of those ladies' behinds...don't get me wrong...but that would be the extent of my interest...well, how can they cook?

Mmmm....Cuban sammiches and fried plantains...mmmmm

 

[Wishbone]

Nickelback and Coldplay next year to shut people up.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Nickelback and Coldplay next year to shut people up.

Oh Gawd NO!

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

I love Shakira, always have, but this wasn't her best performance... And JLO i've never liked her music, she's a good actress, not such a good singer.... And now every time you see JLO you have to put up with Alex running around, it's annoying...