Ummmm....Melky might be suspended for PEDs?

[mistgl]

https://twitter.com/CSNBaggs

Please just be a nonsensical twitter rumor...:pray2:

FUCK YOU SOCIAL MEDIA AND YOUR FEAR MONGERING

 

[MarcoPolo]

Nope. Nasty Rumor.

Melky Cabrera Heard He Tested Positive For PED, League Denies Rumor - Bay Bridge Banter - SB Nation Bay Area

{Insert my "sports reporters are immoral hacks with no souls" rant here.}

 

[Cali Steel]

Fuck would this mean no more Melkmaids???