Travis Kelce to Accompany Taylor Swift on Her International Eras Tour in November

[Dr. Strangelove]

Translation, "I couldn't get any good looking chicks to date me, so I had to get the fatty"

Hell, at my age, I can't even get fat chicks to date me. But hey, cash is still king with the hoes and I don't have to pretend to like them.

 

[Old Lion]

Daddario is not a 9

If that is the case then Taylor really is a 5 or 6 because she is dog next to Alex.

 

[PDay8810]

you guys are now pissing off the KC Swifties.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

you guys are now pissing off the KC Swifties.

I can't remember how this internet trolling deal works. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[sharkymcwrath]

What lazy eye? She got a freckle near her elbow, too?

You virgins are too much

OK OK OK. She's a 10. She's the hottest thing out there right now in my opinion. I've seen people talk about her lazy eye so gave her a 9 based on that since we're apparently being overly picky.

I'd lick the fucking aqueous humor off her lazy cornea for christssake.

 

[sharkymcwrath]

Daddario is not a 9

Say WHAT???? OK. I'll give you an 8 1/2 but if she's an 8 1/2 then Taylor is a 3 at best.

 

[fastforward]

Can we have this thread stickied?

 

[Iggloo]

Taylor Swift famously has a "very long back" as this Jimmy Fallon clip from Desus and Mero found, ie, no ass.

 

[Black Adam]

Hell, at my age, I can't even get fat chicks to date me. But hey, cash is still king with the hoes and I don't have to pretend to like them.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

is Travis playing better with his GF in the stands?

Does she like it up the pooper?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

If she does, little nose picker girls are gonna be getting anal fissures in a large way, "because Taylor does".

 

[PolarVortex]

This is all very sweet and all but I think the most important question is: Does TayTayTrav support the Israelis or the Hamas. I mean, they should say so all the Swifites and Chief fans can know what side they support.

 

[LambeauLegs]

 

[Dude]

She still looks fine and plump.
Actually the 2nd pic is more attractive.
Ask Charlie.

 

[Dude]

 

[Dude]

Here you go Chiefs, to make you feel better …

 

[Southieinnc]

 

[PDay8810]

oh shit
Miami has wide receivers too.
Taylors boy friend will need to catch 25.

 

[redseat]

Shannon Sharpe (or whoever it was earlier who bashed Kelce for going to the World Series game) is going to have a field day with this one

 

[Black Adam]

Shannon Sharpe (or whoever it was earlier who bashed Kelce for going to the World Series game) is going to have a field day with this one

Meh, losses happen. But losing to Sharpe's old team blows. There was a reason we called him motor mouth...