Trailer Park Boys

[Sgt Brutus]

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't

 

[Sgt Brutus]

 

[HammerDown]

"Mr. Lahey, you're wasted. Please, not another night of the shitubus!"

"Like shittin' strawberry shortcake, Ricky!"

 

[HammerDown]

"We're about to sail into a shit typhoon, Randy so we better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit!"

 

[fordman84]

What are you shitbirds up to in here?

 

[HammerDown]

"Your trailer is square in the eye of a shiticane, Julian. And don't forget I warned you!"

 

[Battlelyon]

Jim Lahey: Did you ever hear the story about the shitfisher?, Julian?

Ricky: Jesus Christ!

Jim Lahey: Have a seat Julian

Julian: I don't want to take a seat.

Jim Lahey: This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. 'Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.

Julian: What the fuck are you talking about?

Two weeks until season ten

 

[HammerDown]

"I'm watching you, Bubbles. Like a shithawk, I'm watching you."

"Julian, what's a shithawk?" - a very concerned Bubbles

 

[HammerDown]

"Randy, the shitpool is getting full. We better strain it before it overflows and causes a shitslide that could cover this entire community in shit. I will NOT have a Pompeian shit catastrophe happening in Sunnyvale Trailer Park!"

 

[HammerDown]

"I got a lot of shit to deal with before I go back to jail so fuck off, Mr. Lahey."

"Speaking of shit, Ricky when a shitapple falls from a shit tree and grows up in a field of shit, it doesn't have any choice, just like your daughter Trinity. She's gonna grow up to be a shitapple tree just like you and she's already started stealing."

"Shitapple? What's a shitapple?" - Bubbles

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[HammerDown]

"Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?"

[Mr. Lahey takes massive drag off plastic bottle of booze, looks Randy square in the eyes, makes dramatic pause]

"Randy, I AM the liquor."

 

[Mondo Jay]

 

[beardown07]

Season 10 coming soon

 

[beardown07]

"He who looks into the abyss realizes there's nothing looking back at him and the only thing he sees is his own shadow, Ricky. You understand, bud? The abyss? The shit abyss?"

 

[beardown07]

 

[beardown07]

"He grew up as a little shit spark from the old shit flint then he turned into a shit bonfire and then, driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit flames forever. And, with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave....shit waves."

 

[HammerDown]

It's pure fucking gold.

 

[HammerDown]

"He grew up as a little shit spark from the old shit flint then he turned into a shit bonfire and then, driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit flames forever. And, with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave....shit waves."

"I WILL seize control of Sunnyvale, Randy."