OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[dash]

We're so sorry Uncle Steven
But we haven't grilled a bloody thing all day

 

[thedddd]

I posted a grill for free on FB to all of my friends. I just want to get rid of it and I figured if somebody could use it they could have it, instead of me putting it on the curb for the garbage man.


“ why is it round?” JFC

no, I’m sorry you can only cook chicken and pork chops on this type of grill. WTF


I mean how am I supposed to answer this, except for saying it’s a good thing you’re pretty?


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Can you hold it for me. I might take it next week.

 

[thedddd]

I posted a grill for free on FB to all of my friends. I just want to get rid of it and I figured if somebody could use it they could have it, instead of me putting it on the curb for the garbage man.


“ why is it round?” JFC

no, I’m sorry you can only cook chicken and pork chops on this type of grill. WTF


I mean how am I supposed to answer this, except for saying it’s a good thing you’re pretty?


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Is it still available?

 

[thedddd]

I posted a grill for free on FB to all of my friends. I just want to get rid of it and I figured if somebody could use it they could have it, instead of me putting it on the curb for the garbage man.


“ why is it round?” JFC

no, I’m sorry you can only cook chicken and pork chops on this type of grill. WTF


I mean how am I supposed to answer this, except for saying it’s a good thing you’re pretty?


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That price is a little steep. Do you deliver?

 

[sbb122]

Is it still available?

A girl I work with is coming to pick it up over the weekend.

She just had rotator cuff surgery and can’t drive and she has to find someone to drive her to my house.

Me being the asshole I am won’t take it to her lol

 

[dash]

A girl I work with is coming to pick it up over the weekend.

She just had rotator cuff surgery and can’t drive and she has to find someone to drive her to my house.

Me being the asshole I am won’t take it to her lol

Are you saying she's not grill worthy?

 

[thedddd]

A girl I work with is coming to pick it up over the weekend.

She just had rotator cuff surgery and can’t drive and she has to find someone to drive her to my house.

Me being the asshole I am won’t take it to her lol

lol… my last joke was going to be…what are the dimensions? And will it fit in the back of my Smart Car?

 

[forty_three]

I posted a grill for free on FB to all of my friends. I just want to get rid of it and I figured if somebody could use it they could have it, instead of me putting it on the curb for the garbage man.


“ why is it round?” JFC

no, I’m sorry you can only cook chicken and pork chops on this type of grill. WTF


I mean how am I supposed to answer this, except for saying it’s a good thing you’re pretty?


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If you deliver it to me, I will make you a pineapple pizza.

A girl I work with is coming to pick it up over the weekend.

She just had rotator cuff surgery and can’t drive and she has to find someone to drive her to my house.

Me being the asshole I am won’t take it to her lol

Rotator cuff? That's a rookie surgery. Real men get their knees cut open.

 

[Comeds]

This threads on fire!

 

[mattola]

biting into a red cherry jelly belly and it is actually cinnamon...

fuck bullshit

 

[forty_three]

I know I have posted it before but this is still one of my all-time favorite videos on the Interwebs.

 

[forty_three]

Posting in the wrong thread drives me fucking nuts.