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Marvin and throwing under the bus

flamingrey

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Bengals Fans, you're up!

"We’ve got to get them to be kind of quiet when we’ve got the ball down there on the goal line a little and understand that situation a little better."
 

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He doesn't understand that people are actually cheering for the other team. There's usually a big "Shhhhh" on the megatron... duh!
 

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Lol it our fault now. What a piece of shit to insult fan intelligence.
 

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In case anyone doesn't pick up on it, he obviously has the false start at the 1 yard line in mind.
 

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nothing more pathetic than people who lack accountability. Yup. Fans fault that your O-line chokes in big moments. I fucking cant stand Marvin Lewis.

Edit: He should be profusely thanking the fans that did show up and apologizing to them for totally mismanaging a lead.
 
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nothing more pathetic than people who lack accountability. Yup. Fans fault that your O-line chokes in big moments. I fucking cant stand Marvin Lewis.

Edit: He should be profusely thanking the fans that did show up and apologizing to them for totally mismanaging a lead.


The same morons professing that he did a good job are the same ones that are yelling like drunks when we have the ball.
 

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Dear Marvin,

It's near impossible to watch the Bengals while sober.

It's also difficult to be quiet when drunk.

I think you can figure out the rest.
 

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Marvin Lewis- proof that idiocy and petty cowardice know no limits....the next time Marvin wins a big game or successfully defends a lead will be the first motherfuckin time
 

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He'll be here for another decade
 

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He'll be here for another decade

No doubt. They'll probably put a statue of him in the plaza. He is the 'winningest' Bengals HC of all time.

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Dear Marvin,

It's near impossible to watch the Bengals while sober.

It's also difficult to be quiet when drunk.

I think you can figure out the rest.
Solid post, except for that last sentence.
 

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We could replace Marvin with a modified magic 8 ball or computerized ouiji board and it would probably lead the Bengals to a better W-L record.

Send Ray Knight out there with his statistical analysis and he could do a better job.
 

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Dusty fucking Baker would be an upgrade......
 

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Wouldn't it be hilarious seeing Dusty trying to decide to challenge a play or how he might manage the clock during a 2 minute drill?

This ought to be the gimmick for next preseason. I'd probably buy a ticket just out of curiosity.
 

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We'd have players getting injured on the sidelines stepping on Dusty's over-chewed toothpicks.....
 
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