KDS Commentary Presents: i LOVE a DARKO, BEASTLY JOHNSON edition

[CarlWinslow]

I watched a Minnesota game earlier this year, I am willing to make the statement that Ricky Rubio is the best passer in the NBA.

99% of passes are categorized as any of the seven: outlets, post passes, swing passes, kick-outs, cutters, skip passes or ally-oops.

Watching Ricky he defied these names with his passes. Made some passes I couldn't even label. He was exceptional.

rubio makes me want to puke, matter of fact so does the entire wolves roster and management. If the wolves roster were toronto's roster i'd probably stop watching all together

 

[Marco Doubypops]

How is Ricky Rubio not the starting PG for this team? Makes no sense to me.

 

[CarlWinslow]

I agree with Pervy Jack Armstrong. Brozan needs to drive, slash and dunk more. Go back to what worked and let the shot come back to you

he drove many times last game, no calls cause he threw up gang signs last time went off with those three's.

what derozan needs to do now is some 360 and windmilll dunks in game so stern has no choice but to give him calls again. problem is, shoes don't fit.

 

[CarlWinslow]

derozan attacks, no call

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm liking the Amir beard. I think he's starting a Reggie-beard....

I'm so hyped if he does. Because he'll be the next Reggie and also he'll look more like a pharoh if it gets long and thick.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Good luck to Mr. Love. You can't touch Bargnani.

Sorry, but there's no rebound if your guy just blew past you and layed the ball up.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

THE REASON FOR THE RETRO ACCOUNT... ANOTHER REP WHORE. PLEASE GIVE ME REP, IF NOT JUST TO SPREAD IT AROUND TO ANOTHER SO WE CAN SPREAD IT TO OURSELVES MORE

HA! What the hell did you do????

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

IL MAGICIAN BIG LASAGNA BALLERINA ROBOT POSTERTAG

 

[Marco Doubypops]

The Darko-Bargs matchup is pretty funny.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Does anyone notice that Baldy is wicked tanned? How did that happen??

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Luke Ridnour reminds of an old paperboy from the 1920s.

 

[Marco Doubypops]

ANDREA ILL MAGICIAN ITALIAN HANDBAG LAYUP GEORGEOUS POON MACHINE OSTERTAG!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Hello sirs! I'm Luke Ridnour and when I grow up, I want to play basket ball!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

If Amir would have had the full Reggie beard, he would have dunked that like a man.

And if he would have studied some Joey Dorsey tape, he would have ripped the net clean down.

 

[Derrick Martin Jr.]

Hello sirs! I'm Luke Ridnour and when I grow up, I want to play basket ball!

WELL PLAYED

 

[CarlWinslow]

do yo guys think derozan should just retire so the raps can make room for weems? i'm starting to think that way too

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

omg, did butthole actually score?

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

hhahahahaha, all night baby!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

brick after brick after brick

 

[Derrick Martin Jr.]

PHAROAH LEARNED THAT TIP MOVE RIGHT FROM RASHO