It all began as I was running home...

[LGM]

Listening to the Dixie chicks. No idea why, other than chickens from the deep south tend to have a higher pitch than those in ol Tejas. I find it soothing.

Anyway, I find myself in a large field with three large cows. Heifers, to be exact. Well, Aberdeen Angus to be exact exact. As I wonder why they're all lying there discussing the day's events, I see a spindly legged man in boots and a large diaper wearing a rubber horsehead mask trying to sneak up on the three large lassies...

 

[Mingo]

Listening to the Dixie chicks. No idea why, other than chickens from the deep south tend to have a higher pitch than those in ol Tejas. I find it soothing.

Anyway, I find myself in a large field with three large cows. Heifers, to bexact. Well, Aberdeen Angus to be exact exact. As I wonder why they're all lying there discussing the day's events, I see a spindly legged man in boots and a large diaper wearing a rubber horsehead mask trying to sneak up on the three large lassies...

Are you the guy dressed like Gandhi?

 

[PumpFake]

Fear and loathing in the pasture

 

[SpiritOf77]

 

[Draft Crazy]

Please make sure the door gets shut.

 

[Mingo]

No, the Doors will live forever!

 

[Draft Crazy]

No, the Doors will live forever!

Never doubt the door.

 

[SpringStein]

OT let

Never doubt the door.

Or let it hit you on the way in or out.

 

[SpiritOf77]

I'm wondering if Shane Ray's absence from the NFL has been related to the significant bruising he incurred while exiting Dove Valley .. I believe it was Adam Schefter who reported that most of the bruises were in the exact shape and height of the exit door leaving Broncos HQ

 

[Mingo]

When one door closes another one opens

 

[PumpFake]

Listening to the Dixie chicks. No idea why, other than chickens from the deep south tend to have a higher pitch than those in ol Tejas. I find it soothing.

Anyway, I find myself in a large field with three large cows. Heifers, to be exact. Well, Aberdeen Angus to be exact exact. As I wonder why they're all lying there discussing the day's events, I see a spindly legged man in boots and a large diaper wearing a rubber horsehead mask trying to sneak up on the three large lassies...

 

[PumpFake]

OT let

Or let it hit you on the way in or out.

Don’t you find it frustrating that this board limits your time to clean up your typogliphics to 10 minutes?

 

[PumpFake]

 

[Orange Crush77]

I had three seizures perusing this thread

 

[Draft Crazy]

I had three seizures perusing this thread

I think you meant orgasms.

 

[Mingo]

I think you meant orgasms.

This puts an entirely new light on the concept of property seizure.

 

[Draft Crazy]

I am wondering if LGM ever made it home?

 

[SpringStein]

I am wondering if LGM ever made it home?

Ultramarathoner.

 

[Mingo]

Can an @LGM ever feel at home? And - if he did feel at home - would anyone else want to live there?

 

[WalkerBoh]

I am wondering if LGM ever made it home?

I think I found a picture...