Series Thread: Hanging on by a prayer, Rangers host Padres

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

I don't believe in trashing the country ever. This really is the greatest country in the world, for however much longer until we run it into the ground. I was playing in a high school game once and one little stupid fuck said he was gonna turn his back on the flag during the national anthem because he had some opposition to Bush. I walked up to him and explained to him that you don't disrespect the flag of the country that affords you every opportunity because you don't like the president. I then told him, if he did decide to pull that shit, I'd walk over to the coach and tell them to bench his ass or find a new goal keeper.

Wait... you were in high school during the Bush era? 41 or 43?

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

but the Rangers....idk if they will

Tolleson not making it simple.

 

[romeo212000]

Wait... you were in high school during the Bush era? 41 or 43?

I'm probably younger than you think.

 

[RevSader]

He's way out.

 

[RevSader]

That phantom cam shot was amazing.

 

[romeo212000]

This is less definitive than the one the Rangers got screwed on. We better not get fucked here.

 

[Kelleyman]

Clear and convincing evidence = confirmed. Lol

 

[RevSader]

Clear and convincing evidence = confirmed. Lol

lawyer ball

 

[RevSader]

Solarte....damn this kid is fucking us for not keeping him.

 

[romeo212000]

Are you fucking kidding me Tolleson?

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

I'm probably younger than you think.

Yeah, I've been picturing a bitter ass old man on the other end.

 

[romeo212000]

The good news is Martin is due up.

 

[RevSader]

Yeah, I've been picturing a bitter ass old man on the other end.

You don't have to be old to cynical and bitter

 

[Justinkm83]

Figures

 

[romeo212000]

Yeah, I've been picturing a bitter ass old man on the other end.

Probably not a good sign of things to come for me, eh?

 

[Kelleyman]

This is why you don't pull DDJR. Bad bench move IMO
Let Martin goin for Choo and move Ham over

 

[romeo212000]

This is why you don't pull DDJR. Bad bench move IMO
Let Martin goin for Choo and move Ham over

My fucking point exactly.

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

Probably not a good sign of things to come for me, eh?

It really is not.

 

[Justinkm83]

The 3 worst hitters coming up

 

[romeo212000]

Kimbrel is gonna slam the door on this bitch.