Froman Presents: Sex With Your Cousins Night

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

So I think that Little Ozzy has banned me from most league activity. I tried posting some smack talk earlier and it wouldn't let me. That man is running the league with a tighter fist than either Kim Jong Un in North Korea, or KDS on his own dick at halftime of a game against the Pacers.

I'd rep you so hard if i could.

 

[CarlWinslow]

owl sightings reported all over the acc

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I feel like we're getting away from the real discussion is that who here has hot cousins and where do we do them?

 

[Marco Doubypops]

bargnani is pissed magloire stole his ft's

So am I, those free throws could be the difference between me beating KDS in points this week. It's not like I'm getting points from anyone else on my roster.

 

[boston_bully]

hoo! hoo!

























owl siting

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Owl looks slimmer.

 

[boston_bully]

ive always heard people say it, but now i fully understand. nobody on this kings team passes!

 

[boston_bully]

bargnani already with 5 rebounds

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Here's what I tried to write in the smack-talk:

"So it's clear that Little Ozzy has worked out some kind of deal so that I lose every week. That's okay, I'll be the 2002 Sacramento Kings team, and you enjoy your stale win."

Fucking Little Ozzy. Also, I've decided that my guess is that he's David Stern's assistant. It explains the late hours and his secret obsession with ruling basketball operations like a military barracks.

Colluding SOB.

 

[CarlWinslow]

look at owl getting the call, automaticly turning into a star under casey

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

So am I, those free throws could be the difference between me beating KDS in points this week. It's not like I'm getting points from anyone else on my roster.

I'm going to make it my mission to steal Poon off your team this week. I be wheelin and dealin like Used Car Salesman

 

[boston_bully]

HOO! HOO!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

KLEIZA IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

Owl is here to save us from butthole.

 

[boston_bully]

 

[boston_bully]

what a parabola!!!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

leanddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo, ARIBA!

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I'm going to make it my mission to steal Poon off your team this week. I be wheelin and dealin like Used Car Salesman

I've realized that there's no way that 'll be allowed to win this league, so it doesn't matter who I have, I might as well keep Bargnani and have fun with it instead of worrying about winning.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

I really think James Johnson can jump over a jumping Magloire

 

[Marco Doubypops]

I've also just figured out the trade, I'll post in that thread about why it's going down like it is.