Florida xenophobia

[Comeds]

Just call the box office and speak in a southern drawl, that should fool them.

 

[BGDave]

Just call the box office and speak in a southern drawl, that should fool them.

Florida is not "the South". Miami sure as hell is not "the South"

Says my wife from Georgia.

 

[dash]

Florida is not "the South". Miami sure as hell is not "the South"

Says my wife from Georgia.

Yeah, Florida might have the 2nd most Waffle Houses in the US (Georgia leads the way), but look at the number of Waffle House per capita and it tells a different story...

State / Territory	Number of stores	Population	Population per store
Georgia	438 (22%)	10.62M	24.24K
Florida	187 (9%)	21.48M	114.86K
North Carolina	184 (9%)	10.49M	57.00K
South Carolina	171 (9%)	5.15M	30.11K
Alabama	155 (8%)	4.90M	31.63K
Tennessee	132 (7%)	6.83M	51.73K
Texas	123 (6%)	29.00M	235.74K
Louisiana	100 (5%)	4.65M	46.49K
Mississippi	89 (4%)	2.98M	33.44K
Ohio	81 (4%)	11.69M	144.31K

 

[BGDave]

Yeah, Florida might have the 2nd most Waffle Houses in the US (Georgia leads the way), but look at the number of Waffle House per capita and it tells a different story...

State / Territory	Number of stores	Population	Population per store
Georgia	438 (22%)	10.62M	24.24K
Florida	187 (9%)	21.48M	114.86K
North Carolina	184 (9%)	10.49M	57.00K
South Carolina	171 (9%)	5.15M	30.11K
Alabama	155 (8%)	4.90M	31.63K
Tennessee	132 (7%)	6.83M	51.73K
Texas	123 (6%)	29.00M	235.74K
Louisiana	100 (5%)	4.65M	46.49K
Mississippi	89 (4%)	2.98M	33.44K
Ohio	81 (4%)	11.69M	144.31K

Scattered smothered and covered. If that dont kill ya, nothing will. Funny, I have never had a waffle there.

During the pandemic, a closed Waffle House was my sign the end was near. Heck, some still arent back to 24/7. I dont know where young kids go to sober up, errrrrrrr, get something to eat at 3 am.

Says my wife from Georgia.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don't know if it's xenophobia, but it sure is gay.

I hope the Panthers get their dicks kicked.

 

[dare2be]

Poutine cheese curds?

Poutine laced with Ricin? No thanks.

 

[Cyder]

Florida is not "the South". Miami sure as hell is not "the South"

Says my wife from Georgia.

Your wife is correct. In Florida you don't reach the south until you're north of I-4

 

[dare2be]

Your wife is correct. In Florida you don't reach the south until you're north of I-4

Yeah. Jacksonville is the capitol of southern GA, dontcha know.

 

[puckhead]

by the way, if this report is true, and they are just giving locals first access (and open to everyone 24 hours later)
i don't have a problem with that. Blocking all together is fucked up, but a local pre-sale is fine.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/panthers-ticket-sales-american-residents-maple-leafs-nhl-1.6827836

 

[thedddd]

Just tell them they can't get their milk in bags. They will leave.

 

[mattola]

I might be mis-remembering like Roger Clemens, but wasn't there another Detroit fan (soggybottom666) that was in the Tampa area that used to post on this board

Was Tundo this board or the one which shall not be named board?

 

[dash]

Was Tundo this board or the one which shall not be named board?

He was from the swamp lol

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Florida is not "the South". Miami sure as hell is not "the South"

Says my wife from Georgia.

My wife is from Texas and I have been 'corrected' when I call Texas the south.

 

[BGDave]

My wife is from Texas and I have been 'corrected' when I call Texas the south.

As always, she is correct. Texas is most assuredly not The South.

Says my wife from Georgia.

(Apparently The South is: Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and maybe the Carolinas and parts of Tennessee. Basically anywhere Granny Clampett would get an A in Confederate History).

 

[Comeds]

As always, she is correct. Texas is most assuredly not The South.

Says my wife from Georgia.

(Apparently The South is: Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and maybe the Carolinas and parts of Tennessee. Basically anywhere Granny Clampett would get an A in Confederate History).

Oh I agree at this point. I've come to realize Texas is it's own thing.

 

[dash]

(Apparently The South is: Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and maybe the Carolinas and parts of Tennessee. Basically anywhere Granny Clampett would get an A in Confederate History).

I always wanted to spend time with Elly May in the cement pond.

 

[forty_three]

As always, she is correct. Texas is most assuredly not The South.

Says my wife from Georgia.

(Apparently The South is: Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and maybe the Carolinas and parts of Tennessee. Basically anywhere Granny Clampett would get an A in Confederate History).

I would like to know her thoughts on Southern Maryland. Because some of my family lives there and they are convinced they are the south.

 

[dare2be]

I always wanted to spend time with Elly May in the cement pond.

Don't lie to us. We know it was Granny Clampett

 

[thedddd]

I would like to know her thoughts on Southern Maryland. Because some of my family lives there and they are convinced they are the south.

The same can be said for all of WV and the parts of PA that are not Pittsburgh and Philly.