CFB drinking games

[TheReal_NU]

So last night, I decided early that rum would help.

I drank every time that OSU or Georgia scored. I picked Georgia as a backup in case OSU stopped scoring (lol).
Then, to ease the pain, I picked Stanford for the late game. I did not make it to see Oregon’s halftime adjustments.
Pretty sure they lost, but just can’t focus on all the little numbers and letters on my phone.

Do not recommend this to anyone.
Head hurts. Lots.

 

[tnapucco]

Next week take a shot everytime OU gets fucked by the refs.

It probably won't happen as often as they aren't playing a team from "down there".

Have a designated 911 dialer with you so the paramedics can arrive in time.

 

[7Samurai13]

Drink every time AG or OD is wrong.

 

[BTHOtu]

I just bring home a 6 pack of tall boys earlier in the day. I crack one when my game starts and I'm usually done mid way through the 4th quarter.

 

[BTHOtu]

Drink every time AG or OD is wrong.

You may want to seek treatment. That type of behavior can not be good for your liver...

 

[7Samurai13]

You may want to seek treatment. That type of behavior can not be good for your liver...

Liver? I haven't heard that name in years.

 

[tnapucco]

Liver? I haven't heard that name in years.

When you wake up in the morning after a bender and you hear it sobbing softly beside you, you'll know it's time to seek help.

 

[7Samurai13]

When you wake up in the morning after a bender and you hear it sobbing softly beside you, you'll know it's time to seek help.

My liver has been in a coma since the 90's.

 

[tnapucco]

My liver has been in a coma since the 90's.

That's good. No since in it suffering. Keep that bitch numb.

 

[7Samurai13]

That's good. No since in it suffering. Keep that bitch numb.

The past 22 months it's been pretty easy keeping it in an alcoholic induced coma.

 

[craigk217]

I just bring home a 6 pack of tall boys earlier in the day. I crack one when my game starts and I'm usually done mid way through the 4th quarter.

Amateur.

 

[TheReal_NU]

When you wake up in the morning after a bender and you hear it sobbing softly beside you, you'll know it's time to seek help.

That thing is still too drunk to sob.
I’m planning on keeping him drunk for a few days.
Looking for total amnesia.

 

[WestEndVol]

 

[WestEndVol]

Came home from work this morning and drank a beer and took a shot of whiskey. Think I'll just make my own rules as I go.

Rule #1: Don't stop until your liver resembles a raisin.

Rule #2:

 

[TheReal_NU]

I bet I coulda out drank that last night.

 

[WestEndVol]

 

[olympicoscar]

I had a Diet Coke every time Ohio State scored and pissed my brains out when the game was over.

 

[navamind]

drink every time Michigan has a 3 and out on offense