Game Thread: Bengals at Ravens (the final Marvin game?)

[Be Weary of Query]

Here’s to one final hurrah and attempting to win field position instead of the game.

 

[kramer1]

I'll be watching anything else.

 

[DanBengalfan]

telegraphed run into the pile x2, shovel pass, punt.
repeat.

 

[cincygrad]

Some things that I would really like to see happy to commemorate Marvin Lewis:

1) Give up points before half. I'm thinking a 75 yard scoring drive over 84 seconds with no time-outs. Flacco looks like Rogers on this drive.

2) Two failed challenges in the first half.

3) Lousy clock management foils a chance at a game-tying field goal.

4) 2 personal foul penalties on D give Ravens drive-extending first downs.

5) More than 5 3-outs for the offense.

What are some other ways we can send Marvin off in Marvin-fashion?

 

[kramer1]

Some things that I would really like to see happy to commemorate Marvin Lewis:

1) Give up points before half. I'm thinking a 75 yard scoring drive over 84 seconds with no time-outs. Flacco looks like Rogers on this drive.

2) Two failed challenges in the first half.

3) Lousy clock management foils a chance at a game-tying field goal.

4) 2 personal foul penalties on D give Ravens drive-extending first downs.

5) More than 5 3-outs for the offense.

What are some other ways we can send Marvin off in Marvin-fashion?

I won't believe he's truly gone until I see someone else on the damn sideline coaching this lousy team.

 

[cincygrad]

I won't believe he's truly gone until I see someone else on the damn sideline coaching this lousy team.

It's going to be Darrin Simmons. Hobs has been instructed to grease the skids..... Fire up the ole propaganda machine for the true believers.

At the creation, Simmons only looks to next kick 

 

[cincygrad]

So basically, you'll see the new coach on the sideline if you look hard enough. You'll also see Kevin Huber repeatedly punt for less distance than his leg is capable (as he's been coached), Alex Ericson run backwards on punt returns, and Fat Randy will probably add a clutch miss today. But yeah, our ST are much better than 2002 so we should throw a party.

 

[kramer1]

It's going to be Darrin Simmons. Hobs has been instructed to grease the skids..... Fire up the ole propaganda machine for the true believers.

At the creation, Simmons only looks to next kick

I hope they do name that doofus the next HC. I don't feel like getting excited about those clowns anyway.

 

[jbuck]

we need at least 5 new large individuals up front, so there's your draft

 

[DanBengalfan]

Simmons the next coach.

good grief.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Go Bengals!

C'mon, do us a solid?

 

[Be Weary of Query]

Solid board participation in final game thread of the season. I’m enjoying the discussion. Bengals screwing things up with these strong showings.

I’m now expecting a 5 year extension for Marvin.

 

[BKBroiler9000]

88 yard KO return with under 20 seconds in the half. Setting up a TD to give the Ravens momentum going into the 2nd half.

But let’s totally give the HC position to Darrin Simmons. Fuck these fucking bums.

 

[Be Weary of Query]

Cincinnati Bengals: Marcus Lewis 

I’m ready for this guy to get the promotion.

 

[DanBengalfan]

It's a good thing we stopped running the plays that were working for us and let the Raven's catch up.

not sure who these clowns think they are? They can't beat the mighty Raven's and Dennis Freaking Pitta!

Know your roll Bengals, Know your roll.

 

[Be Weary of Query]

Three guys around AJ on third and seven? Let’s throw it his way.

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[DanBengalfan]

Three guys around AJ on third and seven? Let’s throw it his way.

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Andy doesn't throw to the open receiver staring him in the face. Andy throws where Andy wants to throw.

 

[DanBengalfan]

Raven's TD coming right up.

this shit gets old.

 

[BKBroiler9000]

3 and out where Dalton rolls out of the pocket for no reason, throws it in the stands. Followed by 15 yard penalty on the ensuing punt.

Why do we do this?

 

[BKBroiler9000]

There it is. Plenty of time for a couple 3 and outs before the Ravens put it out of reach.