A plea to my good friend Retroram

[Omar 382]

Hey Retro, it's Omar 382. I unblocked you because I needed your help. I joined NA and am going through a 12-step program. I didn't think I had a problem, but when I fucked up and got confused about your post about the pron star, I realized my brain chemistry had been permanently altered for the worst.

The leader of the program said that I need to pick a sponsor to help me in my journey. I decided that you were the best candidate, considering you were the one who pointed out my problem. The guy just needs a few details about you in order for you to be approved. He gave me a question to ask to verify. Can I get your social-security number? If you don't know it, there are other questions. Thanks brother. I know I can kick this with you by my side

 

[powerchord86]

Good luck Omar. I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

 

[Omar 382]

Thanks but I really need Retro as my sponsor

 

[Retroram52]

Is this a serious post and thread Omar? Or is this another joke? If it is a serious inquiry, I'll PM you with the info. Let me know. I have worked with folks like you before as I was working on Ph.D in Clinical Psychology until I ran into a unforeseen wall (not literally). Just so you know.

 

[Omar 382]

No I need the post online for the guy to see. I'm not allowed to give his name, but that's the deal the guy has. Can I have your SSN? The full 9 digits preferably.

 

[Omar 382]

And this is not a joke. Cedrique joined the program too. I'm his sponsor, but I can't be a good sponsor if I don't have a sponsor, so really 2 lives depend on you.

 

[Omar 382]

Please hurry with the SSN. I don't typically like to post pictures of me online but this is me right now. I don't know how much longer I can hold off

 

[jvett77]

I don't believe any of this.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I don't believe any of this.

 

[jvett77]

Anyway, if someone really wants to get off drugs, they go to their "medicine cabinet" and toss it all down the toilet. They find a hobby and pursue it. Why are people like babies. Needing somebody to hold their hand. Get rid of the drugs now or you're a dead dude?

 

[craigk217]

 

[Mondo Jay]

 

[Cedrique]

And this is not a joke. Cedrique joined the program too. I'm his sponsor, but I can't be a good sponsor if I don't have a sponsor, so really 2 lives depend on you.

Wait, you thought I wanted you to sponsor me for NA? I wasn't even at the NA meeting- I was in the woodcarving class across the hall. I just came in there for some donuts and asked if you could sponsor me for one of my competitive eating events. Maybe you really do need to lay off the drugs.....

 

[Omar 382]

Wait, you thought I wanted you to sponsor me for NA? I wasn't even at the NA meeting- I was in the woodcarving class across the hall. I just came in there for some donuts and asked if you could sponsor me for one of my competitive eating events. Maybe you really do need to lay off the drugs.....

I'm still in that multiverse where anything that happens is happening. I hate this fucking thing. I get off smack and then I'm right back on it. I got half my face burned in WWI and then I became a prohibition gangster and I had a dream where my face was returned to normal but really I died

 

[Cedrique]

I'm still in that multiverse where anything that happens is happening. I hate this fucking thing. I get off smack and then I'm right back on it. I got half my face burned in WWI and then I became a prohibition gangster and I had a dream where my face was returned to normal but really I died

lucky for you the technology in facial reconstruction was really advanced by the 20's. With that plastic thing over half of your face you can hardly tell anything ever happened

 

[Omar 382]

Wait, you thought I wanted you to sponsor me for NA? I wasn't even at the NA meeting- I was in the woodcarving class across the hall. I just came in there for some donuts and asked if you could sponsor me for one of my competitive eating events. Maybe you really do need to lay off the drugs.....

I'm calling BS. You definitely were there for the NA meeting. If you really wanted a sponsor for your "competitive eating event" you could have easily asked Bartolo Colon, who was sitting next to me. Besides, I saw Bubbles hand you a small baggy in exchange for some deodorant, shaving cream, and a shopping cart

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Hey Retro! Do not fall for the BS of Omar. Do not give your SS number or any other personal info to
anyone. If you want to see Omar in person, he should be appearing in a comedy club nearby!

 

[Omar 382]

Don't listen to him Retro!!! WWJD

 

[BoiseMike19]

Hey Retro, it's Omar 382. I unblocked you because I needed your help. I joined NA and am going through a 12-step program. I didn't think I had a problem, but when I fucked up and got confused about your post about the pron star, I realized my brain chemistry had been permanently altered for the worst.

The leader of the program said that I need to pick a sponsor to help me in my journey. I decided that you were the best candidate, considering you were the one who pointed out my problem. The guy just needs a few details about you in order for you to be approved. He gave me a question to ask to verify. Can I get your social-security number? If you don't know it, there are other questions. Thanks brother. I know I can kick this with you by my side

We all tried to tell you to stay away from ephedrine, but did you listen......No.

 

[Omar 382]

Retro if you don't feel comfortable with SSN, there are other ways to verify yourself.

The leader would like a 10 page paper detailing why Barack Obama has been the best president since FDR.