Game Thread: 8.6 Zero Offense in Jokeland

[LHG]

How could I have forgotten that Slater can play center field?

 

[tzill]

At least he isn't as bad as the A's pitchers so far and was still able to go 5.

this aged poorly

 

[LHG]

Losing both games to the worst team in baseball. PHUK YOU Cobb

Jackson will be the pitcher of record.

 

[LHG]

this aged poorly

He shouldn't have been sent back out for the 6th but it was Jackson that had the epic meltdown that inning.

 

[tzill]

He didn't suck today, wasn't good though. It's tzilltown

Want to revise this bad take?

 

[LHG]

Alexander this close to making Giants' pitchers 3 for 3 in bad appearances today.

 

[tzill]

Cobb sucked
Jax sucked
Alex sucked
Walker in too late.

going to breakfast. Phuk this shit

 

[LHG]

Cobb sucked
Jax sucked
Alex sucked
Walker in too late.

going to breakfast. Phuk this shit

If I didn't know you were in Australia, this would have been a very strange statement.

 

[LHG]

One team has 10 hits, thus far, 6 for extra bases (3 doubles, 1 triple, 2 home runs) along with 4 walks and 4 Ks.

The other team has 9 hits, all singles, and 7 walks and 10 Ks.

Guess which team is winning and which team is the Giants.

 

[LHG]

Second successful pickoff by a Giant today. At least something is going the team's way in this game.

 

[LHG]

The A's are so bad, they could be at 100 losses by September 1st (not likely but mathematically possible) but here we are about to be swept by them.

 

[msgkings322]

Want to revise this bad take?

Nope. There's a middle ground between good and suck

 

[msgkings322]

The A's are so bad, they could be at 100 losses by September 1st (not likely but mathematically possible) but here we are about to be swept by them.

'swept'. More like a 2-2 series split

 

[LHG]

'swept'. More like a 2-2 series split

I'm thinking about the 2 games in Oakland this weekend. And stop trying to spoil my rotten mood!

By the way, Giants now on pace to go 88-74. That doesn't make me feel rotten either. Dang it!

 

[calsnowskier]

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You are the expert of bad takes, so if you feel it should be amended, it probably should be…

 

[tzill]

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Narrator: and it should be amended