Game Thread: 5.20 Morning Sweep with Dr. Shimmy

[LHG]

Holy Christmas, Batman!

I just tuned in and saw the Giants up 10-1. Heck, even Casali has a hit! Inconceivable!

You had to know this would be offensive fireworks if Casali gets a hit.

 

[calsnowskier]

Crawdad with the EWS!

Wow... I am on a decent delay. You totally spoiled that for me

 

[Stokes1931]

Wow... I am on a decent delay. You totally spoiled that for me

Glad to be of assistance!

 

[LHG]

Nice try Blandino.

 

[LHG]

Maybe Cueto can give 6 innings now.

 

[Stokes1931]

Nice try Blandino.

To be fair, that looked pretty close in real time. But the replay clearly showed the pitch hitting the end of the bat.

 

[msgkings322]

I was at Dodger stadium when Fernando Tatis hit two grand slams in one inning, OFF THE SAME PITCHER! (Chan Ho Park)

My friends who were Dodger fans were dying, and inwardly I was doing a happy dance.

Why inwardly? You needed to rub it in their faces dude...

 

[tzill]

Just jumped off a town hall meeting for my firm. How many different ways can a CEO say "if you don't want to get vaccinated and you are coming into the office, please wear a mask." Like 7 different questions on this. It's simple.

anywhooo...

I know its a five and dive for Shimmy and that's a little disappointing, but overall not a horrible start for him. I guess I missed a Crawbomb.

 

[tzill]

Stop hitting The Babe!!

 

[tzill]

Perfect situation to unleash Selman there. Let's get Wisler, Doval, and Garcia an inning as well..

 

[tzill]

Ruf will double and be thrown out at third trying to stretch....

And I will respect it.

 

[tzill]

Phuking BABE, clogging up the base paths for speedy Ruf

 

[tzill]

Ok, I'm going to Colin it and just say that even our bullpen can't phuk up this game.

 

[msgkings322]

The thing is, games like this are fun but they inflate the batting stats in a misleading way. Then again all teams get a couple like this each year

 

[calsnowskier]

Casali should have been sent in that situation. The game is not in question. Have fun.

 

[tzill]

Todays result has to jack up the pythagorean for the Giants by like 3 games, no?

 

[tzill]

Savvy double switch by Kap there; batting Doval second so we can PH for him next inning when we score 5 more runs...

 

[Stokes1931]

Ok, I'm going to Colin it and just say that even our bullpen can't phuk up this game.

That's a pretty bold statement. Are you SURE?!?

 

[Stokes1931]

Why inwardly? You needed to rub it in their faces dude...

I was in hostile territory. I wanted to live to my next birthday.

 

[Stokes1931]

Those three missed PAT are really going to hurt. We need a new kicker.