Rex Racer
Ireverrent Member
The obvious question you nitdipshits are not asking is what the hell do you need?
I need to drive and go see customers N shit in Oklahoma West TX and Houston. Dallas is about 3-5 hours away from all of them. I don't need a 250 or some huge monstrosity.
I need some off road but it's mostly rock and clay in Arkansas where I do most of that shit. I need to pull a boat. Need decent highway miles. Haul some shit if I need to
F150 eb is all I need. And the 2016 platinum has a dam massage chair in the front
Now post some pics of your big truck and send the little dick pics to @BigRedMoe. Don't be scared
You can do all of that with a Tahoe or an Expedition
Unfortunately I need a real truck, so a 2500 is what I drive. I'm not a fan of feeding the damn thing, but there is no doubt I would have killed a 1/2 ton truck in 4 or 5 years while my 10.5 year old Dodge is still going strong.
Nest summer when my extended warranty runs out I will probably buy another truck. I might just buy a 1/2 ton and keep the current beast (since it's trade in value is so low) for plowing and hauling. We'll see how it goes.
One thing I know for sure is that I'm not buying a diesel. The up front cost combined with the additional taxes/registration fees in NH and the cost of the fuel is something I would never recoup. Throw in the fact that even the quietest ones sound like a bag of marbles rolling down the road and it is not an option.
P.S. I can't send dick pics, my phone camera doesn't have a wide angle lens
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