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Aaron Hernandez keepin in real still

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He then suggests, "Buy the most powerful firecracker in the world that's possible to buy, tie it to your face with duct tape, light it and wait for your head to explode."

I see he has been keeping up with the news. Looks like what happened with JPP has given him a few new ideas.
 

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"Tie a cinderblock to your ankles and jump in a deep body of water," Hernandez writes.

This is poor advice. Do you know how hard it is to jump with a cinderblock tied to your ankles?
 

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Well, lookie here, seems that Aaron has similar views about Kraft than hammer does, and loves Brady, to boot. Could this be the beginning of a pen pal (no pun) relationship??
 

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Why does he have the luxury of having a TV?
 

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I LOLd at the part he told his pen pal to kill herself. She's probably not writing you back Aaron.
 

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Was anyone else thinking "chick hand writing" when you looked/read the real letter? Then when I got about 10+ lines down I saw a fucking smiley face drawn like a fucking emoji... I scrolled through and saw the same smiley face two more times throughout the letter. What a fucking panzy

Judging by those smiley faces, I bet he willingly takes it up the ass twice a day.

Lets ask @moxie if a female would even draw those in a letter...

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Was anyone else thinking "chick hand writing" when you looked/read the real letter? Then when I got about 10+ lines down I saw a fucking smiley face drawn like a fucking emoji... I scrolled through and saw the same smiley face two more times throughout the letter. What a fucking panzy

Judging by those smiley faces, I bet he willingly takes it up the ass twice a day.

Lets ask @moxie if a female would even draw those in a letter...

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I'll go back and read that shit in a second, but that is girl's writing. GI-RL. I don't think I've done those queer happy faces since I was in 9th grade. He's definitely licking wieners without coercion.
 

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Both parties involved come off like complete morons.
 
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