Horror Movies

[Taddy Mason]

Just watched Terrifier and man is it a creepy clown freak show!

It is certainly low budget and lacking in a lot of parts but what they get right, the do great!

It starts with a bang with a tv interview of a disfigured attack survivor. After the interview we get some bitch comeuppance All this seems inconsequential to the story but it comes back later on.

Cut to Halloween night. A couple of really drunk hotties are leaving a party, which is odd because the area seems basically deserted, when they see one of the creepiest looking clowns ever watching them from a ways down the street. They decide to go to a diner to sober up and the clown follows them. Basically the clown stalks them for awhile, periodically doing silent tricks, and eventually shit goes crazy!

The overall feel is cheap. The acting quality varies from bad to good. There is basically no plot at all to get in the way of the story. But this baby brings the goods when it comes to a creepy bad guy and nasty gore! They certainly spent what little money they had in the right places!

We have:
*Arrogant tv interview bitch
*Mutant swamp face
*Exploding eyeballs
*Creepy clown staring and grinning
*Pizza cook jack 'o lantern
*Finger chopping
*Lots and lots of knife work!
*Crazy doll lady
*Upside down nekid chick
*Vag splitting with hacksaw
*Gunshot head trauma
*Hammertime to the head
*Clown doing tit skin dance
*Exterminator decapitation
*Vicious scissor chain whipping
*Clown shoe face stomping
*Face eating
*Morgue power surging

Drive in academy award nominations for David Howard Thornton in a non-speaking role as Art the Clown, and director Damien Leone for putting together this gory mess.

All in all, it doesn't lead anywhere but that's kind of the point. It is a bare bones slasher flick with excellent non-cgi gore fxs, a few twists, and is an excellent entry into the low budget horror genre.

I'll go 8.5 out of 10! Check it out!

Thought I might have been able to add some context to the opening interview, but was unable. He originally did a short called the Terrifier (2011) that featured Art. He then made a movie called All Hallow's Eve (2013), which also had the clown (the short is shown in full here as well), didn't watch this movie, so maybe that's where the lady was from, not sure, though.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

3k posts for the horror thread!

 

[Taddy Mason]

Just watched Terrifier and man is it a creepy clown freak show!

It is certainly low budget and lacking in a lot of parts but what they get right, the do great!

It starts with a bang with a tv interview of a disfigured attack survivor. After the interview we get some bitch comeuppance All this seems inconsequential to the story but it comes back later on.

Cut to Halloween night. A couple of really drunk hotties are leaving a party, which is odd because the area seems basically deserted, when they see one of the creepiest looking clowns ever watching them from a ways down the street. They decide to go to a diner to sober up and the clown follows them. Basically the clown stalks them for awhile, periodically doing silent tricks, and eventually shit goes crazy!

The overall feel is cheap. The acting quality varies from bad to good. There is basically no plot at all to get in the way of the story. But this baby brings the goods when it comes to a creepy bad guy and nasty gore! They certainly spent what little money they had in the right places!

We have:
*Arrogant tv interview bitch
*Mutant swamp face
*Exploding eyeballs
*Creepy clown staring and grinning
*Pizza cook jack 'o lantern
*Finger chopping
*Lots and lots of knife work!
*Crazy doll lady
*Upside down nekid chick
*Vag splitting with hacksaw
*Gunshot head trauma
*Hammertime to the head
*Clown doing tit skin dance
*Exterminator decapitation
*Vicious scissor chain whipping
*Clown shoe face stomping
*Face eating
*Morgue power surging

Drive in academy award nominations for David Howard Thornton in a non-speaking role as Art the Clown, and director Damien Leone for putting together this gory mess.

All in all, it doesn't lead anywhere but that's kind of the point. It is a bare bones slasher flick with excellent non-cgi gore fxs, a few twists, and is an excellent entry into the low budget horror genre.

I'll go 8.5 out of 10! Check it out!

also, if it wasn't apparent from me trying to find more about the character, I enjoyed the movie. good call.

With that said, this is the movie, which also includes the previous short.


A bit conflicted because this is up there for free and right below it I have an option to pay $3.99 for it. Haven't watched it, but it appears like it's a bit of V/H/S, Halloween, and Art.

 

[DJ]

3k posts for the horror thread!

*Goes to tHoop bar for the open tab night of drinking*

 

[DJ]

I think I have contributed. 800-1k posts in here during my 4 plus years on tHoop.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I think I have contributed. 800-1k posts in here during my 4 plus years on tHoop.

And maybe 100 of those are of substance.

 

[Taddy Mason]

And maybe 100 of those are of substance.

I think substance was involved with all of them.

 

[DJ]

And maybe 100 of those are of substance.

Asshole.

If I get bored enough in the next few weeks before football starts up.....I may scroll through the thread and get a tally for most frequent contributors....

 

[DJ]

No substances here.....except for the rare times I drink.

 

[DJ]

And maybe 100 of those are of substance.

Nah, more like 30-33%.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I think substance was involved with all of them.

I think your sarcasm detector needs a calibration.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Asshole.

If I get bored enough in the next few weeks before football starts up.....I may scroll through the thread and get a tally for most frequent contributors....

That would take a while. U see Hereditary yet? I’m still waiting on a good version to hit the internet so I can pirate it.

 

[Taddy Mason]

I think your sarcasm detector needs a calibration.

i don't think so, i was expanding upon your post, no?

dj got what i was going for.

Horror Movies

 

[DJ]

That would take a while. U see Hereditary yet? I’m still waiting on a good version to hit the internet so I can pirate it.

Pfttttt.

Rookie.

I can scroll through 3k posts and get a tally in about 2-3 hours.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

i don't think so, i was expanding upon your post, no?

dj got what i was going for.

Horror Movies

Ahhhh... I see what you did there now. My bad

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Pfttttt.

Rookie.

I can scroll through 3k posts and get a tally in about 2-3 hours.

If you have 2-3 hours to spare on something like that then you need a new hobby lol.

 

[DJ]

i don't think so, i was expanding upon your post, no?

dj got what i was going for.

Horror Movies

You are the dude who went to the Australian outback 4-6 months ago and danced with Aborigines....right?

 

[DJ]

If you have 2-3 hours to spare on something like that then you need a new hobby lol.

I'm just waiting for football to start.....

 

[Taddy Mason]

You are the dude who went to the Australian outback 4-6 months ago and danced with Aborigines....right?

must be another, i did go to New Zealand, though. Sadly, no dancing.

 

[DJ]

must be another, i did go to New Zealand, though. Sadly, no dancing.

Australia....New Zealand. Same thing.

I have pics of you dancing with Aborigines so watch your step.