Someone on Reddit says they have "a Pats story bigger than Edelman" coming

[jarntt]

So lots of rumors. We also heard around the draft a rumor of the Pats really liking Mayfield. So trade Brady and Gronk to Cle for Mayfield and a shitload of picks. Brady may be old as fuck but there is no team he would help as much as Cle, both from a talent perspective and a "hey we belong in this league" perspective. NE needs to be willing be start over and get enough back of course. Fuck it, add BB to the deal as well and just make Cle: NE Midwest

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Belichick gets busted for framing Alex G.
BB apologizes and admits it was the only way to get Alex G out of Foxboro.

 

[jarntt]

Belichick gets busted for framing Alex G.
BB apologizes and admits it was the only way to get Alex G out of Foxboro.

and Edelman falls on sword and takes one for the team

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

you think about me a lot

a lot.

Who WOULDN'T!

Meeeyowwww!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

and Edelman falls on sword and takes one for the team

NE suspended 6 games. Finish season 10-0 and scores a WC spot. They go onto to win the SB.
Goodell and the other owners kick NE out of the NFL.

 

[SteelersPride]

NE suspended 6 games. Finish season 10-0 and scores a WC spot. They go onto to win the SB.
Goodell and the other owners kick NE out of the NFL.

*crickets*
mercy reply

 

[Southieinnc]

From redditlover1981 from, duh, reddit


There is no news! I have zero sources. I’m just some random bozo on the internet that was able to fool national media outlets (listed below), into taking me seriously.

Why? To prove journalism in 2018 is an absolute joke. I literally guessed on the Edelman news and when it would be reported. As soon as i saw some random beat writer on twitter say "I’ve got bad news about the patriots", I took a wild guess about Edelman and posted it to Reddit. Anyways I’m sure the patriots fans here will be a mix of happy there’s nothing negative and anger for being lied to. When I first made the post I thought "oh this will just be funny if it ends up being correct", and that would be the end of it. But then things changed to be more about trolling the media than you guys…

I wake up the next day to the Edelman news breaking, and NBC’s profootballtalk (among others) writing serious articles about me, speculating that I was an ESPN employee. Even local Boston radio stations were talking about me as if I’m some sort of vigilante. After laughing hysterically for awhile, I decided to see how far I could take this. I thought the best move would be to build hype around a new story coming out, and see if people actually would continue to take me seriously. Sure enough, they have. My inbox has blown up, everything from fans to freelance journalists asking me for tips. All when IM JUST A RANDOM DUDE, I SHOULDN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Anyways the point is…national media, do better. Don’t take some random guys word on the internet. Sorry to the people of this sub, but hopefully you’ll get some enjoyment out of the hysteria that this caused.

 

[SteelersPride]

From redditlover1981 from, duh, reddit


There is no news! I have zero sources. I’m just some random bozo on the internet that was able to fool national media outlets (listed below), into taking me seriously.

Why? To prove journalism in 2018 is an absolute joke. I literally guessed on the Edelman news and when it would be reported. As soon as i saw some random beat writer on twitter say "I’ve got bad news about the patriots", I took a wild guess about Edelman and posted it to Reddit. Anyways I’m sure the patriots fans here will be a mix of happy there’s nothing negative and anger for being lied to. When I first made the post I thought "oh this will just be funny if it ends up being correct", and that would be the end of it. But then things changed to be more about trolling the media than you guys…

I wake up the next day to the Edelman news breaking, and NBC’s profootballtalk (among others) writing serious articles about me, speculating that I was an ESPN employee. Even local Boston radio stations were talking about me as if I’m some sort of vigilante. After laughing hysterically for awhile, I decided to see how far I could take this. I thought the best move would be to build hype around a new story coming out, and see if people actually would continue to take me seriously. Sure enough, they have. My inbox has blown up, everything from fans to freelance journalists asking me for tips. All when IM JUST A RANDOM DUDE, I SHOULDN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Anyways the point is…national media, do better. Don’t take some random guys word on the internet. Sorry to the people of this sub, but hopefully you’ll get some enjoyment out of the hysteria that this caused.

posted already, a few times

 

[dbldwn711]

posted already, a few times

@black francis dick just went limp.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

@black francis dick just went limp.

Hard to go limp when it’s an inch long(hard). It just went back to being an “innie”. It’s like he has two belly buttons.

 

[SteelersPride]

Hard to go limp when it’s an inch long(hard). It just went back to being an “innie”. It’s like he has two belly buttons.

way to much detail........

 

[Southieinnc]

@black francis dick just went limp.

This should take care of @black francis

 

[beardown07]

Brady to miss the first 4 games, due to a surgery to removce

This should take care of @black francis

 

[black francis]

@black francis dick just went limp.

you think about my dick a lot

a lot

 

[black francis]

Hard to go limp when it’s an inch long(hard). It just went back to being an “innie”. It’s like he has two belly buttons.

you're gay

 

[dbldwn711]

you think about my dick a lot

a lot

YAWN.

Here’s an idea: why don’t you spend all day searching the internet, Twitter, Snapchat and any other social media outlet you can think of and the second you find anything about Tom Brady or the Patriots you stop whatever your doing whether it’s at work, home with the family, etc and run to this website so you can start a thread about it.

Oh wait... you already do that.

Never mind.

 

[Irishcoolzombie]

Is this Sportshoopla or Patriotshoopla……..sometimes I forget?

 

[mcnabb7542]

From redditlover1981 from, duh, reddit


There is no news! I have zero sources. I’m just some random bozo on the internet that was able to fool national media outlets (listed below), into taking me seriously.

Why? To prove journalism in 2018 is an absolute joke. I literally guessed on the Edelman news and when it would be reported. As soon as i saw some random beat writer on twitter say "I’ve got bad news about the patriots", I took a wild guess about Edelman and posted it to Reddit. Anyways I’m sure the patriots fans here will be a mix of happy there’s nothing negative and anger for being lied to. When I first made the post I thought "oh this will just be funny if it ends up being correct", and that would be the end of it. But then things changed to be more about trolling the media than you guys…

I wake up the next day to the Edelman news breaking, and NBC’s profootballtalk (among others) writing serious articles about me, speculating that I was an ESPN employee. Even local Boston radio stations were talking about me as if I’m some sort of vigilante. After laughing hysterically for awhile, I decided to see how far I could take this. I thought the best move would be to build hype around a new story coming out, and see if people actually would continue to take me seriously. Sure enough, they have. My inbox has blown up, everything from fans to freelance journalists asking me for tips. All when IM JUST A RANDOM DUDE, I SHOULDN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Anyways the point is…national media, do better. Don’t take some random guys word on the internet. Sorry to the people of this sub, but hopefully you’ll get some enjoyment out of the hysteria that this caused.

Hell someone call Rock and tell him to come in off the ledge.... Or Dirt will locate him and push him

 

[Ojb81]

This should take care of @black francis

dude, wtf the fuck is wrong with you? black francis got you that rustled that you post some sadistic assed gif??

 

[cheerupcharlie]

you're gay

IF..... I wanted you, I know without a doubt I could get you “smiling like a donut” for me. Just.... like.... that.