The Lions Den

[Thruthefog]

A week ago one of our bowling team members went to the doctor with pain that had him doubled up. They rushed him to the emergency room, who rushed him into surgery with a burst appendix. Evidently he was texting everyone to let them know. Kenny texts him back; "So, are you bowling Wednesday night, or not?"

 

[broncosmitty]

A week ago one of our bowling team members went to the doctor with pain that had him doubled up. They rushed him to the emergency room, who rushed him into surgery with a burst appendix. Evidently he was texting everyone to let them know. Kenny texts him back; "So, are you bowling Wednesday night, or not?"

Did he break the rules and text you?

 

[Thruthefog]

Did he break the rules and text you?

He knows I wouldn't read it. He was telling me about it when explaining why Mike wouldn't be there. He just laughed and laughed.

Poor Mike. He should be our anchor, but he's been bowling worse than me. I find out two weeks ago he has a dislocated finger on his bowling hand. I ask him if he should be bowling with that. He just looks at me and shrugs.

 

[broncosmitty]

He knows I wouldn't read it. He was telling me about it when explaining why Mike wouldn't be there. He just laughed and laughed.

Poor Mike. He should be our anchor, but he's been bowling worse than me. I find out two weeks ago he has a dislocated finger on his bowling hand. I ask him if he should be bowling with that. He just looks at me and shrugs.

Sounds like a Willie Young type of teammate.

 

[themuzzer]

Had to head north to Michigan on Wednesday for a funeral, I was just chilling driving up I-69 listening to 106.5 when I saw a sign for Kalamazoo , yelled out the window, "YO SMITTY" this radio station sucks!!!!!!!......I'm back in TN and the radio stations arn't much better.....Thought I'd share.

True story.

 

[Thruthefog]

I let my dog out this morning and stepped out with her since it was a comfortable 62, and there was a fucking opossum walking along the top of my back fence. First time I ever saw one.

 

[gandydancer]

Sleep walking

 

[Thruthefog]

Sleep walking

Or the weed.

 

[Mebert]

I hate this fucking thread so bad. When I become the admin of this board you better believe that I will delete the shit out of this shit.

 

[broncosmitty]

I hate this fucking thread so bad. When I become the admin of this board you better believe that I will delete the shit out of this shit.

I hope your curling season is cold.

 

[Mebert]

I hope your curling season is cold.

I am retired, I took gold in the 2016 Haunted Houses/Curling Tournament and retired on top of my game.

 

[Thruthefog]

I hate this fucking thread so bad. When I become the admin of this board you better believe that I will delete the shit out of this shit.

That's it. I'm going to name a colt after you, and then geld it.

 

[broncosmitty]

I am retired, I took gold in the 2016 Haunted Houses/Curling Tournament and retired on top of my game.

That was one short career.

 

[Mebert]

That was one short career.

Turns out curling sucks and it becomes a chore after a very short time

 

[broncosmitty]

Turns out curling sucks and it becomes a chore after a very short time

You obviously aren't a member of the Polish Ladies team...

 

[Thruthefog]

Turns out curling sucks and it becomes a chore after a very short time

The Jay Cutler of curling?

 

[Mebert]

The Jay Cutler of curling?

No, I said that I won

 

[Thruthefog]

No, I said that I won

Yeah, but if someone offered you 10 million to come out of retirement for one year, you'd be right there.

 

[broncosmitty]

Yeah, but if someone offered you 10 million to come out of retirement for one year, you'd be right there.

That's a lot of cigarettes.

 

[Thruthefog]

That's a lot of cigarettes.

Or he could just purchase the Polish ladies team.