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Planning me and my fiancé's wedding at CBP (yes, one "e" in fiancé means he's a guy)

Omar 382

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Anyone have any cool wedding ideas? We're being wed this July, and since I'm a mediocre guy, and he's a mediocre guy, we wanted to surround ourselves with mediocre people in a venue that houses a mediocre (on a good day) team.

I've got Freddy Galvis and Hail Cesar working security outside the park (the bf's dad didn't want them inside and making the jawn too "ethnic.") I have Hellboy as the Episcopalian priest, a completely mediocre religion, Eick is bartending serving Miller Lite, a perfectly mediocre beer, and I'm even bringing back Michael Saunders and his travel band (money's been tight for him since getting DFA'd) to sing 1990 Bruce Springsteen music, an entirely mediocre time period for a mediocre singer.

The bf is worried that things aren't mediocre enough. We're two completely useless and boring losers, and we want our wedding to reflect that.

Can anybody think of ways to make this borderline awful event a little more boring and awful? I tried to get Klentak to be the ring boy, but he felt bad giving only two rings to two people and thought everyone deserved a ring or no one deserved one. So any suggestions?
 

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Are you going to Harrisburg for your honeymoon? That seems like it would be pretty mediocre
 

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Also I can't wait til the reception. I'm going to be drunk on Jack and RC
 

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so you are the catcher?
 

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Are you going to Harrisburg for your honeymoon? That seems like it would be pretty mediocre
You, sir, are a genius. We were thinking of York, but even that is way too lively for us.
 

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so you are the catcher?
Love is careless in its choosing
Sweeping over cross a baby
Love descends on those defenseless
Idiot love will spark the fusion
Inspirations have I none
Just to touch the flaming dove
All I have is my love of love
And love is not loving
 

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You, sir, are a genius. We were thinking of York, but even that is way too lively for us.
yeah, I was gonna say Mechanicsburg but all the hipster mediocres have already booked it up for the next couple years
 

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WTF?

:scratch:

So maybe the guy dumped for being shitty at "catching" and he decided to play with chicks again.....
Lol Omar has a lot of awesome threads on the Padres board no lie but this ones confusin
 
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