Series Thread: Phillies @ Braves, 3/29/18 -3/31/18

[Retroram52]

Speaking of dumpster diving, where in the hell did Klentak find this dimwitted manager?

 

[Retroram52]

Spot on BPNAZ! I have reserved my need to celebrate this year's product until they can actually start showing something of significanceconsistently on the field rather than just running their collective pieholes!!

 

[Retroram52]

What in the hell is Kapler doing with his almost manical need to change pitchers at the wierdest times. Like he has some sort of orgasm or something just in the act of changing pitchers!

 

[Retroram52]

Altherr is ofer tonight. Must be in the clubhouse water.

 

[Retroram52]

And he strikes out again. A swing and a whifffff....

 

[Retroram52]

With all of this, I failed to mentioned we did real well in the errors department with 4 tonight.

 

[Retroram52]

Well, I suppose I have had enough whatever for one evening. I shall return at a later date.

 

[Retroram52]

Oops, I forgot. The Braves just homered again and the football score is official. 2-15. See ya'

 

[BPNAZ]

id rather watch a team with no talent go 62-100 than this bullshit

 

[jvett77]

Speaking of dumpster diving, where in the hell did Klentak find this dimwitted manager?

Wasn’t Kapler known for body conditioning or something like that.

 

[jvett77]

We should be able to recover with 6-game winning streak against the Mutts and Fish. No sweat! Lol.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Wasn’t Kapler known for body conditioning or something like that.

We should be able to recover with 6-game winning streak against the Mutts and Fish. No sweat! Lol.

Wasn’t Kapler known for body conditioning or something like that.

Kapler was known for CONDITIONInG his hair!

 

[Retroram52]

Dimwitler has already been hammered in the media for his buffoonery such as: Calling for a relief pitcher when nobody is warmed-up, finishing last night's game with a utility player, using 21 pitchers to complete 28 innings, and the topper, stating the Phillies are going to make the playoffs when he got called-out on his utter stupidity in the second Atlanta game.

Again, in what dumpster did they dredge this jackass out of to manage a major league ballclub? We are officially the laughingstock of the league ALREADY and we are only three games into this season!!

 

[Retroram52]

Here is one take on the three-ring circus known as the dildoes/Phillies. They even pissed-off the umpires.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/loss-embarrassing-even-umpire-rips-043420137.html

 

[Guy Incognito]

On the bright side, it'll be hard for Kapler to be much worse than he was this series.

 

[Taddy Mason]

hey, it's spring training for everyone...

 

[Retroram52]

Apparently for this manager, he doesn't know the difference between anything at this juncture.

 

[Retroram52]

Leave it to the dildoes to find a complete putz for a manager. This guy is incurring the wrath of the media and so many other people that he looks like a complete novice that they fished-out of a dumpster.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/gabe-kapler-bullpen-management-absolute-140959977.html

 

[jvett77]

Kapler was known for CONDITIONInG his hair!

lol. Actually, from a few bio-excerps, we'll go places with Gabe, places I have no idea of.

Kapler is well known in baseball for his extraordinary musculature. Boston Globe columnist Bob Ryan nicknamed Kapler "The Body." He is an avid weightlifter. He was on the cover of several fitness magazines, and became renowned for being the focus of an entire K-Swiss shoe campaign before he had even reached the pros. His blog (kaplifestyle.com) discusses fitness, nutrition, and health.

He served the Boston Red Sox as manager of their Single-A affiliate, the Greenville Drive, for one season in 2007. The team went 58–81, and finished in 7th place in the South Atlantic League Southern Division.

On November 7, 2014, he became the Dodgers' new Director of Player Development. In that position, Kapler had all the affiliates in the Dodgers farm system, as well as the major league team, switch to serving entirely organic food, and take junk food out of the clubhouse. Kapler is a proponent of advanced statistics and healthy food.

 

[jvett77]

Leave it to the dildoes to find a complete putz for a manager. This guy is incurring the wrath of the media and so many other people that he looks like a complete novice that they fished-out of a dumpster.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/gabe-kapler-bullpen-management-absolute-140959977.html

After reading those links, I believe we hired a buffoon.