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Dick Meats that get on a train, sit in different rows or a few seats apart rather than next to each other and decide to carry on loud conversations. The rest of us don't give a fuck about the cost of your kids retainer, sit next to each other and keep it the fuck down

Just give them the Jon Lovitz treatment :D

 

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Dick Meats that get on a train, sit in different rows or a few seats apart rather than next to each other and decide to carry on loud conversations. The rest of us don't give a fuck about the cost of your kids retainer, sit next to each other and keep it the fuck down
I would add those folks who get on a plane on their phones. I swear they want everyone to know their whole conversations.
 

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dickheads that think it's acceptable to make right turns without using a turn signal. 3 times this past weekend while biking I came within a couple of inches of getting taken out by someone that decided to make a right turn with me coming up alongside them...one from while sitting right next to the asshole at a red light once it turned green :mad2:
I mean f*ck turn signals who needs them.

Seriously it drives me nuts, it is not a hard device to use in a car and hell it even turns off automatically for you!
 

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I mean f*ck turn signals who needs them.

Seriously it drives me nuts, it is not a hard device to use in a car and hell it even turns off automatically for you!

Hey if you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
 

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Dick Meats that get on a train, sit in different rows or a few seats apart rather than next to each other and decide to carry on loud conversations. The rest of us don't give a fuck about the cost of your kids retainer, sit next to each other and keep it the fuck down

Then they wind up in a grocery store an aisle away from each other.
"Hey, what kind of Doritos you like?"
"Spicy Nacho"
"What?"
"SPICY NACHO"
"Naw man, you need Cool Ranch"
and on, and on and on

I mean f*ck turn signals who needs them.

Where I grew up, turn signals are considered a sign of weakness and in combat situations you never want to let your opponent know what you plan to do.
 

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I would add those folks who get on a plane on their phones. I swear they want everyone to know their whole conversations.

They should have their heads held under water in the toilet until the bubbles stop
 

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Then they wind up in a grocery store an aisle away from each other.
"Hey, what kind of Doritos you like?"
"Spicy Nacho"
"What?"
"SPICY NACHO"
"Naw man, you need Cool Ranch"
and on, and on and on



Where I grew up, turn signals are considered a sign of weakness and in combat situations you never want to let your opponent know what you plan to do.

What's worse is the friendless fucks in the store that strike up a conversation with the cashier slowing down the check out. No one cares that you're a hairdresser, put your items on the counter, shut the fuck up and let me start putting my stuff up there. Some of us have lives and grocery shopping is not the social highlight of our day. There's a barstool waiting for me and the first race at Saratoga goes off at 1:30.
 

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What's worse is the friendless fucks in the store that strike up a conversation with the cashier slowing down the check out. No one cares that you're a hairdresser, put your items on the counter, shut the fuck up and let me start putting my stuff up there. Some of us have lives and grocery shopping is not the social highlight of our day. There's a barstool waiting for me and the first race at Saratoga goes off at 1:30.
Not true, Karen in express aisle 3 enjoys my tales of hairdressing hi-jinx.
 

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Not true, Karen in express aisle 3 enjoys my tales of hairdressing hi-jinx.
no, she really doesn't.

Let me translate for ya...when she says "haha, that's so funny" what really means is "ugh, why do the creepy ones always seem to get in my line?"
 

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no, she really doesn't.

Let me translate for ya...when she says "haha, that's so funny" what really means is "ugh, why do the creepy ones always seem to get in my line?"
That's not true and I know you haven't asked her because I monitor her calls and texts. She likes me.
 

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That's not true and I know you haven't asked her because I monitor her calls and texts. She likes me.

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I got braces this morning. One of the brackets fell off already, but just having them sucks enough.
 

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Taking a 1/2 day off of work and getting your ass handed to you at the casino.
 
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