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Ongoing NHL Thread Part IV - A New Hope

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Laval with me, you think deactivated gift cards is a capital idea, dont you?
Somehow I don't think you know where Laval is. Good effort but just one pun to many.
 

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Unless that was a Habs joke!! In that case I approve wholeheartedly!!
 

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Goalies are trying out their new equipment...

 

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Goalies are trying out their new equipment...


And the easiest way to fix this is to wear the stuff from last year that was perfectly safe.
 

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Keep the old goalie equipment, make the nets larger, suspend any goalie whose equipment gets larger for half the season.

Why are the NHL so dum's? Fire buttman and give me jerb.
 

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Keep the old goalie equipment, make the nets larger, suspend any goalie whose equipment gets larger for half the season.

Why are the NHL so dum's? Fire buttman and give me jerb.



A forward, a defenseman and a goalie were sitting around a campfire.

The forward says: "In junior, I scored 87 goals and added 126 apples. Those were the days"
The D man says: "That's nothing. I had 200 hits and 304 PIMs and was a +31. You forwards always bragging and don't do nothing."
Forward says: "DO NOTHING? Have you ever had the fans carry you off the ice because you scored 2 OT goals in one game to win the championship?"
D says: "There is a STATUE of me in my home town rink because I knocked out all five guys on the ice with one hit!"
Forward: "I once played 4 games with a broken leg and I didn't even notice, you aren't so tough."
D: "Only ONE broken leg? My leg went MISSING and I still played! I played with a rattle snake in my socks, biting me the whole game!"

The goalie just sat there, quietly stirring the coals with his dick.
 

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Vegas offered the face of their story and their best player 3.5 m?

I mean, I get that it was a fluke and overpaying is dangerous, but C'Mon man!

Jack Johnson got 3.25

Calgary gave Kneel 5.75

Fucking Tyler Bozak got 5m

CMON MAN
 

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Vegas offered the face of their story and their best player 3.5 m?

I mean, I get that it was a fluke and overpaying is dangerous, but C'Mon man!

Jack Johnson got 3.25

Calgary gave Kneel 5.75

Fucking Tyler Bozak got 5m

CMON MAN

He's no Tom Wilson :D
 

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Vegas offered the face of their story and their best player 3.5 m?

I mean, I get that it was a fluke and overpaying is dangerous, but C'Mon man!

Jack Johnson got 3.25

Calgary gave Kneel 5.75

Fucking Tyler Bozak got 5m

CMON MAN

1. Ottawa is offering Mark Stone $5M. FFS.

2. Ottawa's offer for Cody Ceci is the same as William Karlsson. CODY CECI!!

3. Why did Karlsson's camp only ask for $6.5M?? LOL. Ask for 8 and maybe Vegas gets a bit scared and moves towards your position. Stupid.
 

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1. Ottawa is offering Mark Stone $5M. FFS.

2. Ottawa's offer for Cody Ceci is the same as William Karlsson. CODY CECI!!

3. Why did Karlsson's camp only ask for $6.5M?? LOL. Ask for 8 and maybe Vegas gets a bit scared and moves towards your position. Stupid.

I imagine they asked that expecting Vegas to jump on it. He loves it there, he's the face, etc. Hometown discount with all the money that is flying around. Kuh-niggits saw that number and immediately countered with an appropriately lower by percentage offer without any consideration for any other factors.

I mean, he *is* still George McPhee.
 
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