Official Definition of a Heavy Drinker

[LucklessPadresFan]

I no longer drink and when I read this article I said to my wife, "I am now officially married to a lush." She enjoys a couple of glasses of wine each evening, but is officiallly considered a heavy drinker according to these new guidelines. I told her to keep her azz in line or I'd spill the beans to our family and friends.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/26/health/heavy-drinking-definition/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[fordman84]

Well, I hit that heavy drinker mark by Wednesday of each week, so