Masterful job by Kap in the home opener

[Cedrique]

Where are all the haters now?????

 

[Cedrique]

Kapler is a freaking icon! Trust the process, beotches!

 

[Omar 382]

Kapler is a Genius!

 

[Omar 382]

Germany hasn’t had a leader like Altherr to rally around since the Third Reich!

 

[Cedrique]

Vinnie still dealing in the 6th inning. What a Warrior!

 

[Omar 382]

Vinnie still dealing in the 6th inning. What a Warrior!

How many wins are we looking at at this point?

 

[Cedrique]

How many wins are we looking at at this point?

90-95. You have to remember we lost our ace for 8 weeks. But once Eickhoff comes back this team will be on autopilot

 

[Omar 382]

90-95. You have to remember we lost our ace for 8 weeks. But once Eickhoff comes back this team will be on autopilot

OMG I forgot about Eisenhower. This team is fucking loaded!!!!

 

[Omar 382]

I love breaking one off in the Marlins' ass

 

[Omar 382]

WTF was that swing Velasquez! GTFO

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, it's such a luxury to have a stud like Florimon just sitting on the bench

 

[Omar 382]

Are the Marlins' second basemen huffing paint in between innings?

 

[Cedrique]

Are the Marlins' second basemen huffing paint in between innings?

I would say yes, definitely but then I remembered they traded Dee Gordon

 

[Omar 382]

Marlins:

 

[Cedrique]

Kingery is about to Wally Pip someone out of a job

 

[Omar 382]

Odubel should have done that "throw your hand over your shoulder" after his swinging bunt base hit

 

[Cedrique]

Does Kap even need to stay till the end in this one? Maybe he can get his spray on tan appointment moved up so he'll be ready for tomorrow

 

[Cedrique]

Jake Thompson shuts them down, now Alfaro goes yard. We really fleeced the Rangers in that Hamels deal. Where's Deikman now?

 

[Omar 382]

Jake Thompson shuts them down, now Alfaro goes yard. We really fleeced the Rangers in that Hamels deal. Where's Deikman now?

The Rangers’ asses are probably feeling a lot like @Retroram52's mom after prom night right around now

 

[Omar 382]

I read the news today, oh boy
The Marlins got ass-fucked on national television with no lube