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[Used 2 B Hu]

Don't be stupid, Hu.

My Swingline isn't red.

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Ahh, the Optima Grip. Most kweers like the Optima Grip.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Wow. Gotta say that was disappointing, though your pedigree restrained me from disliking your post.

He's had a fucked up season. You asked for a link. I gave you his game log.

 

[TDs3nOut]

He's had a fucked up season. You asked for a link. I gave you his game log.

Oh.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ahh, the Optima Grip. Most kweers like the Optima Grip.

I'm only half.

So you're a fellow Swingline connoisseur! I like the Optima grip for its ergonomic design that maximizes handheld performance and because its compact size makes it ideal for even smaller hands. Of course, the enhanced soft-feel materials for stapling comfort and the metal construction for maximum durability don't hurt either.

Full disclosure, I have been eyeing the Optima 40. Those orange accents are really attractive.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh.

I assumed that no one would need proof that he's a whining, walking pussy.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm only half.

So you're a fellow Swingline connoisseur! I like the Optima grip for its ergonomic design that maximizes handheld performance and because its compact size makes it ideal for even smaller hands. Of course, the enhanced soft-feel materials for stapling comfort and the metal construction for maximum durability don't hurt either.

Full disclosure, I have been eyeing the Optima 40. Those orange accents are really attractive.

Oh yeah, them 40s! Sleek, easy to reload, jam-free, and the 40-page capacity really rocks.



Plus, the Orange hi-lites really accentuate any Mets fan's desk

 

[TDs3nOut]

I assumed that no one would need proof that he's a whining, walking pussy.

Well, you know that old saying boot "assume".

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh yeah, them 40s! Sleek, easy to reload, jam-free, and the 40-page capacity really rocks.

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Plus, the Orange hi-lites really accentuate any Mets fan's desk

Forty page capacity?!?! I didn't know about that awesome detail. That'd likely make it through my scrotum and a piece of corrugated cardboard! I'm sold.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Forty page capacity?!?! I didn't know about that awesome detail. That'd likely make it through my scrotum and a piece of corrugated cardboard! I'm sold.

Right, who wants to use one of those clunky industrial models? This model does it all.

This is what I have on my desk. Love the cool retro look, but it's not really useful for stapling junk: