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How do you wipe?

How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

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BigAppleBadger

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There's only one correct answer to this and anyone else is a sub-human animal.
 

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I wipe my ass with a jagged coke bottle....:heh:
 

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Wipe?
 

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I use my fingers then use the paper to clean under my nails and such
 

Fitbud

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I take one square of paper and wrap my finger and then take my finger and twist it in there until it's clean.
 

Rod Freakin' Dangerfield

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Is there no video demonstration on the proper way to do this?
 

Oswaldandme

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I am extremely flexible and double jointed...
Hence... I shit in my own mouth.
Save SO much money on toilet paper.
 

Pure Steel

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Shag carpet?

I mean, if you want to be clean, Shag is the best scrubber.

We put in all wood floors a few years ago, only one carpet in the whole house now.....Our dog occasionally does the chariot race across it.....Smart dog....
 
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