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How do you wipe?

How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

  • Front to Back

    Votes: 23 52.3%
  • Back to Front

    Votes: 14 31.8%
  • Bidet

    Votes: 7 15.9%

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batchaps4me

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I wipe before I poop and wipe left to right.
 

BigRedMoe

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Fine. I'll explain one more time....
Stand. Spread cheeks. Press ass against nearest wall. Begin side stepping.
 

Shanemansj13

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Normal people wipe front to back
 

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I usually just jump in the shower after a poop. Helps the environment.
 

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This seems like a good thread to ask about the free app download pop up that keeps dumping me off this site (since I can't start my own threads until I get some hair on my balls). Does this happen to anyone else? Is there a way to make it stop?

To answer the question, I sit on the carpet and scoot around like a dog. Sometimes I try to write my name.
 

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Very carefully and very well thank you. Would you like me to discuss how I get ready for any anal sex I might participate in?

. . . . . . .eyeah...let's hear it
 

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Well first, I am verse sexually which means I give and receive. I always douche when I know I am going to have sex because, he might want to eat my butt.

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:agree: Just took a shit, tried front to back.... I honestly dont see how anyone would do that
Back-to-front means you're pushing a certain level of shit-smear closer to your taint, which puts you at higher risk of developing swamp-ass from your sweaty shit-smeared taint later in the day..didnt momma teach y'all nothin??

As for me, I prefer the following method:

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Front to back so the cooties don't attack.
 

Great Dayne

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I have a royal flush toilet so I have no need to wipe as it does all the work for me. It gives a nice solid spray all up in there and then a nice stream of warm air to dry the rest and get ride of any chance of having dingle berries.
 

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I'm not gonna read a single post in this thread, but I will say that anyone that wipes front to back is either a fucking retard or is from Nebraska.
 

wingsauce7

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I'm not gonna read a single post in this thread, but I will say that anyone that wipes front to back is either a fucking retard or is from Nebraska.

Ok...drunk. Anyone that has to ask the question must be from nebraska..
 
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