Fantrax League

[Nosferatu]

I might vote for him, but...

(1) I haven't even had a chance to insult him yet.

(2) It looks a little shady him not sporting a favorite NFL team. How do we know he isn't a Cowboys fan trying to sneak in? (That should take care of #1.)

 

[broncosmitty]

The Hoops #1 Mastadon fan!

 

[Thruthefog]

If you're comparing them against their peers, it's Kirby in a runaway. I don't know what the stats say. Stats are actually pretty important in baseball.

Sumbitch. I just checked the stats. Bernie's better.

 

[Chief602]

Sumbitch. I just checked the stats. Bernie's better.

Only because he was like a foot taller. Kirby did have some hops.

 

[Thruthefog]

Only because he was like a foot taller. Kirby did have some hops.

They have identical .477 slugging pct., but Bernie has a .381 OBP to Kirby's .360

 

[Trudem]

He is from Minnesota and the Lions have as many Super Bowl wins as his team.

The only problem I have with him is he will not admit that Bernie Williams was a better baseball player then Kirby Puckett

whoa now. I dont like the Twins or the Yanks but I side with Puckett here...

 

[Thruthefog]

@Nosferatu is a Vikes fan. I’m currently doing a very extensive background check. That sumbidge even has a distant cousin twice removed who likes the Cowboys, no deal.

I’m contemplating already cause he likes @obxyankeefan and Cowboys are the only thing I hate more than Yankees.

That would give us a Pack fan and Vikes fan. All we would need would be a Bears fan.

Those pussies don't play fantasy football, though.

 

[Thruthefog]

The Hoops #1 Mastadon fan!

We had to get bigger.

 

[broncosmitty]

We had to get bigger.

Is anybody tBlueWhales?

 

[Thruthefog]

Is anybody tBlueWhales?

Like a blue whale could wear shoulder pads.

 

[gandydancer]

The Hoops #1 Mastadon fan!

Black Oak Arkansas still gets royalties from him also.

 

[broncosmitty]

Black Oak Arkansas still gets royalties from him also.

Jim Dandy to the rescue?

 

[gandydancer]

Jim Dandy to the rescue?

Go BroncoSmitty go...

 

[Stomp]

@Hoistthebaba still around sent him an offer?

 

[Thruthefog]

@Hoistthebaba still around sent him an offer?

I'll see what I can do. My off-season magic probably scared him off.

 

[Thruthefog]

He's not answering the phone. Must be coke and hookers night. It's Sunday, so it's probably those two that dress up like nuns.

 

[obxyankeefan]

He's not answering the phone. Must be coke and hookers night. It's Sunday, so it's probably those two that dress up like nuns.

Nuns are good

 

[Mebert]

We fill the spots yet? I need to know who I will not field a competitive team against this year

 

[Mebert]

Hey do you guys remember 2015 when I had 2 consecutive first round picks and I took Tevin Coleman and TJ Yeldon and the very next pick was David Johnson?

Compounding that issue was Devonta Freeman was actually draftable as someone had cut him, and instead of taking him in the second I took David Cobb?

good times..........gooooooood times

 

[Mebert]

And then the very next year I took Devontae Booker over Jordan Howard?

I am opening an inquiry into why my running backs suck so bad, I blame society.