Discuss the easiest ways to troll and rustle fans of your team

[handicappers]

lol

just mention "fat stacks" and the Thai ladyboy boner lover goes full retard.

sad stacks = 19

Fat stacks = over 50,000

 

[Maximus Rex]

Fucking Tim Tebow beat the Steelers in a Wild Card game (I was there for that one in Denver, makes me want to puke to this day).

Tomlin's awesome zone coverage schemes against New England for the past 10 years. Works every time.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

What did I tell you?

 

[broncosmitty]

Being realistic.

Pretending you're a Dolphins fan.

Talking about how Aaron Rodgers is the best player you've ever seen.

Saying Calvin Johnson shouldn't be a HOFer.

Refusing to park at Nemos.

Disliking Staffs sidearm bullshit.

Not wearing face paint for preseason away games on TV.

Using your decoder ring for discounts on mulch.



Window has closed on almost all of that here. Don't it always seem to go...

 

[broncosmitty]

Who doesn't like pussy

The best football player I've ever seen.

 

[handicappers]

right on cue, triggered boner lover melting down yet again.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

78%

2EZ

24/7, all day, every day

 

[handicappers]

Just like clockwork, once I'm off ignore (when he gets super butt hurt), THai Ladyboy boner lover is back for more abuse.

Like the sands of the hour glass...

 

[NWPATSFAN]

 

[handicappers]

bwwwwahahahahaha

he's melting down again. Still pissed that I'm a better handicapper and i've got fat stacks, Yo.

Suck it bitch...my stacks are bigger

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Handislapper is one of those bitches who likes being slapped around.

Watch she'll be back for more shortly.

 

[Podunkparte]

For a Hawks fan, the fresh wound is clearly the gigantic missed opportunity to win back to back Super Bowls. But fuck it, we won 1. Good enough for now in my book.

What I find funny though is from 2005 to 2013, you mention "the refs" and Hawks fans (myself included) could not help but tell you how much they wanted the SB XL refs publicly executed... Well thank god for salty Packers fans. Bring up "the refs" now? Whoo boy, those window lickers will rant and rave til momma come home to slap you like a red-headed pygmy rodeo clown.

I don't know what that last part actually means, but fuck is it funny that Green Bay fans got screwed so much lately.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Eli doesn't belong in the HOF

 

[jarntt]

Jets fans are self ruffled, no need for outside sources. Maybe the "Namath doesn't belong in the Hall" for the older guys. Even we find the butt fumble funny so that doesn't work. There has been so many embarrassments it's hard to narrow it down.

Let's try

 

[jarntt]

I got you beat...
Say, "Why are you a fan of the Lakers, Yankees and Cowboys when you dont live in any of those cities"

PE's Commute to watch his hometown team on Sundays
Do they even have planes that go this far

 

[jarntt]

Brady>Montana

Rodgers>Brady

 

[SoCalWizFan]

1. Anything Alex Smith related

2. Anything Marcus Peters related

3. Anything Playoffs related

LOL - # 1 above could also be used to rile up several Redskins fans.

 

[jarntt]

Say something negative about Dak Prescott.

Why would that anger Philly fans?


Crazy how Eagles fans minds always go right to the Cowboys even when not pertinent to the discussion. We are obviously still your masters. SB or not. Get in line little brothers

I got you beat...
Say, "Why are you a fan of the Lakers, Yankees and Cowboys when you dont live in any of those cities"

 

[Carnzo]

 

[YankeeRebel]

Rodgers>Brady

That's just funny, and I needed a laugh this morning, it's been a rough one.

Thanks